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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jackson's facing jail"
Original Song Title:
"Old Macdonald Had A Farm"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Michael Jackson's facing jail"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Michael Jackson's facing jail
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
His life has been a fairytale
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
From a poor black lad, with a dangling chad
To a dame, with the same, colour as an asp'rin
Michael Jackson's facing jail
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson says he's "bad"
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Now going broke, a deadbeat dad
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
When he's servin' booze, it is Jesus Juice
"Here boy, drink, don't you think, that I'm gonna hurt ya"
Michael Jackson says he's "bad"
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson's not mundane
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
A rosebud arse Bedizen Kane
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Cosa Nostril's "Don", but with no "Juan"
Hardcore peep, boys asleep, tempts him with their booty
Michael Jackson's not mundane
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson has no class
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
But on his farm he had some ass
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Had a black ass here, and a white ass there
Here an ass, there an ass, also there was Bubbles
Michael Jackson has no class
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson's now in court
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
But not for lack of child support
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Cos he gave a hand, out on Neverland
Home alone, his cologne, was intoxicating
Michael Jackson's now in court
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson's past his prime
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
The day draws near when he'll do time
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Through a witness here, and a witness there
Reminisce, parti pris, it's become a thriller
Michael Jackson's past his prime
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson's off the wall
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
To get a doll he bought the mall
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
He has half a nose, and he's more than gross
Tinkerbell, bid farewell, say hallo to Bubba
Michael Jackson's off the wall
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson peepers throng
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
I wonder where it all went wrong
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
For a poor black kid, from the Row de Skid
Now a ma'am, on exam, charged with pedophilia
Michael Jackson peepers throng
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
His life has been a fairytale
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
From a poor black lad, with a dangling chad
To a dame, with the same, colour as an asp'rin
Michael Jackson's facing jail
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson says he's "bad"
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Now going broke, a deadbeat dad
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
When he's servin' booze, it is Jesus Juice
"Here boy, drink, don't you think, that I'm gonna hurt ya"
Michael Jackson says he's "bad"
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson's not mundane
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
A rosebud arse Bedizen Kane
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Cosa Nostril's "Don", but with no "Juan"
Hardcore peep, boys asleep, tempts him with their booty
Michael Jackson's not mundane
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson has no class
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
But on his farm he had some ass
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Had a black ass here, and a white ass there
Here an ass, there an ass, also there was Bubbles
Michael Jackson has no class
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson's now in court
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
But not for lack of child support
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Cos he gave a hand, out on Neverland
Home alone, his cologne, was intoxicating
Michael Jackson's now in court
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson's past his prime
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
The day draws near when he'll do time
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Through a witness here, and a witness there
Reminisce, parti pris, it's become a thriller
Michael Jackson's past his prime
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson's off the wall
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
To get a doll he bought the mall
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
He has half a nose, and he's more than gross
Tinkerbell, bid farewell, say hallo to Bubba
Michael Jackson's off the wall
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Michael Jackson peepers throng
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
I wonder where it all went wrong
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
For a poor black kid, from the Row de Skid
Now a ma'am, on exam, charged with pedophilia
Michael Jackson peepers throng
Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
© Peter Andersson.
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Hey, why stop at only eight verses? ;-)
I think he stopped at eight verses as apparently thats the age MJ likes his "friends". 555 for you.
There is a local car wash near me called 'Mr. Hand Job', allegedly named for manual car washing. Is there one near Neverland?
And we're having a special this week - a hot wax of your undercarriage for only 69 cents.
Dat wont be necessary fellows, they don't need a waxing.
Home alone, his cologne, was intoxicating
I like how you slipped the child actor, Macaulay Culkin into this. Very nice.
I like how you slipped the child actor, Macaulay Culkin into this. Very nice.
great plays on words, and great lines, K1, such as "Here an ass, there an ass, also there was Bubbles" - LOL - 555
Johnny D: You’re actually counting verses on other peoples parodies? Wow, what are you, an AI parody evaluation software program from the labs at MIT?
Red Ant: I LOL at that comment. And I’ve noticed that you’re into heavy rock more than anything else. Here’s a link to one of my early parodies about MJ to a tune by Alice Cooper. I think you’ll like it:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/alicecooper0.shtml
Pickle: My guess would be “Mr Potato Head Job”.
Mychel Jicson: You’ll need all the wax you can get your hands on to get out of this.
Guy: Thanx! Just because a parody is mostly blunt doesn’t mean it can have it's subtle moments.
Stuart: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Bubbles is the size of a boy and chimps react roughly the same way as humans to sedatives, which you legally can have around if you run a zoo, and practice makes perfect. Go figure.
Red Ant: I LOL at that comment. And I’ve noticed that you’re into heavy rock more than anything else. Here’s a link to one of my early parodies about MJ to a tune by Alice Cooper. I think you’ll like it:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/alicecooper0.shtml
Pickle: My guess would be “Mr Potato Head Job”.
Mychel Jicson: You’ll need all the wax you can get your hands on to get out of this.
Guy: Thanx! Just because a parody is mostly blunt doesn’t mean it can have it's subtle moments.
Stuart: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Bubbles is the size of a boy and chimps react roughly the same way as humans to sedatives, which you legally can have around if you run a zoo, and practice makes perfect. Go figure.
you make a strong argument, K1...hmmm
Best parody i've ever read EVER!
Thank you K20, though if you seriously mean that I'll have to make the conclusion that you are new to the AmIright community. :-)
Good one! You covered just about everything and had some clever/funny lines throughout.
three #'s 5......5...........5!!!
MICHAL JACKSON TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE TO FIND ABOUT HIS BEST FRIEND NAME LOOKING FOR WHEN i WAS 18 YEAR OLD AT MY HOUSE HE SAID SAID THAT HE WENT TO TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE i SAID NOBODY TO THAT NAME ARE IN MY HOUSE.
Dude!!!! Michael Jackson is so GUY!!!! I mean his muxic is okay but, the way he is today, OH MY GOD! So freaking ulgy!!!
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