-> "I've Fallen For The Hilary-H8er"
Original Song Title:
"The Streets of Laredo"
Parody Song Title:
"I've Fallen For The Hilary-H8er"
As I was perusing the AmIRight website
I found a young lass who likes Avril Lavigne
she poured out her feelings and I was quite smitten
a lovelier testament I'd never seen
She mentioned that she "LIKED AVRIL COZ SHE RAWKS!!" and
I wanted to hold her when next day I saw
a lady who totally disagreed argue
that 'HILARY RAWKS!!! - FREAKIN AVRIL'S A WHORE!!!!!"
My poor darling lady had just poured her heart out
and didn't deserve such implied disrespect
She answered "WELL HILARY SUX, YOU BIG LOSER!!!!"
and postured that "DUFF FANS ARE (eager for sex* )!!! "
At this point I thought that her arguments, lucid,
would sway her fair ad-versar-y's point of view
But no, she came back with "U RAT HEADS ARE TONE DEAF!!!!"
and hinted that my lady lived in a zoo
To my sweet relief, this fair maiden who'd wowed me
was up to the challenge - she said "YEAH, SAYS WHO?!?!?"
T'was quite out-of-line that her reeling opponent said
"AVRIL'S A WEASIL EYE PUNK, JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!!"
My chivalrous nature demanded I step in
so I posted "Watch what you're saying, my dear"
She told me I "LICK ORANGE FUZZY MONK-EY BALLS!!"
and claimed I like certain things rammed up my rear
I waited for my darling maiden to read these
quite horrible comments, aimed at her white knight....
But all she came back with was "HILARY'S UGLY!!!!!"
completely ignoring my character-slight
So sadly, I left them to their own devices
their last post was "O.M.F.G. YOU MORON!!!!"
I doubt a solution is on the horizon
so "DUFF AND LAVIGNE H8ERS - PLEASE!
* not an exact transcript
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