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Song Parodies -> "Geezers Love Me"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Loves Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Geezers Love Me"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Claude was called dangerous for writing his "Old People" song yesterday. I want to be called dangerous too. I want grandmothers to lock their doors in fear of me too! ..................................(midi available at
Geezers love me - this I know
for their faces tell me so
lonely ones to me belong
when I ask them for a song

Yes geezers love me
some call me “lovey”
Yes geezers love me
their cackling tells me so

Geezers want to be with me
coz I make them cups of tea
on their faces pure relief
when I help them find their teeth

Yes geezers love me
some call me “lovey”
Yes geezers love me
their dribbling tells me so

Geezers wheeze excitedly
when they catch a glimpse of me
I'm the single ray of light
in their uneventful lives

Yes geezers love me
They call me “lovey”
Yes geezers love me
their nurses tell me so

midi available at

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Leo Jay - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Very original idea, very funny.
Stuart McArthur - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks Leo - I was actually hoping to catch a spray from the grandmother who blasted Claude, but she's probably putting the blue rinse through today :-)
Jeff Reuben - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
An "old" favorite =)
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Let me guess: You'll soon be appearing as Max Bialystock in a road production of "The Producers."
Stuart McArthur - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks Jeff, thanks Michael - I'll have to google Max Bialystock though :-)

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