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Song Parodies -> "Geezers Love Me"
Original Song Title:
"Jesus Loves Me"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Geezers Love Me"
Parody Written by:
Stuart McArthur
The Lyrics
Claude was called dangerous for writing his "Old People" song yesterday. I want to be called dangerous too. I want grandmothers to lock their doors in fear of me too! ..................................(midi available at http://www.oremus.org/hymnal/j/j126.html)
Geezers love me - this I know
for their faces tell me so
lonely ones to me belong
when I ask them for a song
Yes geezers love me
some call me “lovey”
Yes geezers love me
their cackling tells me so
Geezers want to be with me
coz I make them cups of tea
on their faces pure relief
when I help them find their teeth
Yes geezers love me
some call me “lovey”
Yes geezers love me
their dribbling tells me so
Geezers wheeze excitedly
when they catch a glimpse of me
I'm the single ray of light
in their uneventful lives
Yes geezers love me
They call me “lovey”
Yes geezers love me
their nurses tell me so
for their faces tell me so
lonely ones to me belong
when I ask them for a song
Yes geezers love me
some call me “lovey”
Yes geezers love me
their cackling tells me so
Geezers want to be with me
coz I make them cups of tea
on their faces pure relief
when I help them find their teeth
Yes geezers love me
some call me “lovey”
Yes geezers love me
their dribbling tells me so
Geezers wheeze excitedly
when they catch a glimpse of me
I'm the single ray of light
in their uneventful lives
Yes geezers love me
They call me “lovey”
Yes geezers love me
their nurses tell me so
midi available at http://www.oremus.org/hymnal/j/j126.html
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Very original idea, very funny.
thanks Leo - I was actually hoping to catch a spray from the grandmother who blasted Claude, but she's probably putting the blue rinse through today :-)
An "old" favorite =)
Let me guess: You'll soon be appearing as Max Bialystock in a road production of "The Producers."
thanks Jeff, thanks Michael - I'll have to google Max Bialystock though :-)
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