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Song Parodies -> "Mike Hunt We Quiz At Thee"

Original Song Title:

"My Country Tis Of Thee"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Mike Hunt We Quiz At Thee"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Mike Hunt, we quiz at thee,
Your name phonetically,
Does laughter bring.
Gland of your father's bride?
Man, what a name implied,
And every comment snide,
Indeed dumb thing.

Some lady called up front,
And asked, "You seen Mike Hunt?"
"Excuse me, m'am"?
"I've seen a lot of stuff,"
"Don't think I've seen your muff,"
"Get your-self in the buff,"
"I'll take a scan."

Pee yew's thick, smell the breeze,
Like stink from fresh cut cheese,
Fresh air I want.
Such foul wind did break,
Was this a stale crabcake?
Wet socks the fragrance make,
Was it Mike Hunt.

His father's oddity,
He named him horribly,
Did he not care?
Mike once had hair galore,
Bald now, his hair's no more,
Rememb'ring times before,
Mike Hunt had hair.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 46

Voting Breakdown

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Ravyn Rant - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, my...
Rick D - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
We know someone with that name. It's "Please call me Michael" Too bad his parents didn't have this site back then.
AFW - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
No beatin' around the bush, here...this is right up front..
Agrimorfee - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Have you seen the monument dedicated to his honor in the park?...the Mike Hunt Tree? Actually, it's just a small bush. 555
John Barry - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking of cunning linguists.
Jeff Reuben - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Guess his parents didn't like him much when they named him =)
alvin rhodes - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
this is an absolute scream....i went to school with a fellow with that name....he went by michael, though...5s plus
Rick D - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I went to high school with a Ms. Schauer. What did her parent name her? April.
Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Guy, there's a Mr. Dover to see you. Mr. Ben Dover.
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Another Simpsons fan I guess...
Adagio - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
All I can say is tee-hee. Cute song. 5's (there are still no other females commenting?)
Kristof Robertson - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I had a friend called Nicki Nutting...she married a guy called Greg Toulouse...yeah, that's right; she became Nicki Nutting-Toulouse...true story! Oh, btw...great job. 555
Red Ant - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Definate SOTM canidate, I was at a car dealership when a man played this prank on the lady who calls the saleman over the loudspeaker, and I quote " Has anyone seen Mike Hunt". Of course she slurred it slightly into something vulgar, and damn near 40 people burst out laughing while about 10 had the look on thier face of " Did I hear what I think I just heard?". Kristof, not as funny as your story, but I knew a couple whos first name were Cy and Phillis---draw your own conclusion.
Red Ant - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
After further review of the parody, Red Ant must reverse his original call of SOTM and 555. I should have rated this 534, because you implied that women who do not shave smell bad. I won't go into the reasons for this as I don't want to sit here all night to list my opinions (which no one will probably give a shit about anyway). You didn't deserve the 1 for pacing ( obviously ), the 1 you got for funny balances out my five to a 3, and the 1 for overall comes close enough for me to get the 4. Red Ant is not charged with a time out. Still, a very good parody, kinda poor taste in that stanza though.
Stuart McArthur - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant??.......

you there, mate?.....

GEE, you got a lotta time...... :-)
Red Ant - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah Stuart, I have alot of time right now because of horrible insomnia, only have had about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days.
Red Ant - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant has now issued another challenge to his first challenge. I can already see it coming, that I INFERRED rather that YOU IMPLIED about what I stated before, but we're splitting Mike Hunt hairs here. Hairy or bald, that stanza was still poor taste, and yes some women have feminine hygiene problems. Guy DiRito, if you choose to resubmit this with that staza changed and rhymes close enuff and is funny, I WILL rate it 555 AND reccomend SOTM canidate. Red Ant has now been tossed from this post by himself.
Charlie Decker - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the prominent families at my school has the unfortunate surname "Jacoff." (Pronounced Jay-soff, they swear!). 555.
Scathe - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(sotm) *shudders* I'm back in high school with this one.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) One of my soccer teammates is called Brock Colley. Seriously. Go to www.brockcolley.com and see his blossoming Country Music/ Health Food Promotion career. Utterly hilarious parody, Guy. 555
Adagio - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Same snickering tee-hee here. Already voted and commented. :)
Spaff.com - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
One of my favorite Saturday Night Live sketches has a couple agonizing over what to name their kid. They don't want to give it any first name that others could possibly turn into a joke or bad rhyme. The punchline is that their last name is Asswipe (pronounced "ah-swee-pay"). Anyhoo, fun stuff, GD'R. Since this is also the melody for God Save The Queen, I'll leave you with a blessing: God Save Mike Hunt.
Johnny D - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) And don't forget his cousin, Jenna Tayleah.
Rex - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) And don't forget the Russian gentleman on one episode of WKRP in Cincinnati that Johnny Fever introduced as "Mr. Sonofabitch." To which he replied, "that's So - no - fo - bish - a".
Jeff Reuben - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Simpson, eh? Nice wordplay!
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
sotm - nice job Guy - I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the original "Porkys" ( a fine, thoughtful, ensemble chick-flick ) - where the Mike Hunt gag was worked to within an inch of its life - all your subtlety, fine as it is Guy, sadly can't rescue the gag from that Porky experience :-(
John Jenkins - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever title, clever parody, Guy. Is it true that Mr. Hunt's girl friend is I.M. Easy?
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I could have sworn I commented on this earlier. Gotta be a rough name to have certainly. Phil McCracken can't be much better though. Good effort!
Claude Prez - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever stuff Guy. I guess I'm obligated to provide a funny name story....hmmm...well, I deliver mail to a "Tara Ball", that's all I got. Again, well done and as always I'm amazed at your ability to match the original.
Tim Mayfield - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) BUZZarely funny.
2nz - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever with much rhymage and play on the original. But you knew that. Good one, Guy.
Mike Hawk - April 16, 2018 - Report this comment


Charlie Decker said on March 10, 2005:

"One of the prominent families at my school has the unfortunate surname "Jacoff." (Pronounced Jay-soff, they swear!). 555."

The surname "Jacoff" is obviously of Russian origin. Cyrillic script (Russian alphabet) Would make the "c" in "Jacoff" scan or translate into English as our "s". So yeah, it is indeed pronounced Jay-soff.

From 1922 to 1991 Russia was known as the USSR (Union of Soviet Socialist Republic) scans or translates into Russian as CCCP (Soyúz Sovétskikh Sotsialistícheskikh Respúblik) The "P" in CCCP translates into English as "R", so CCCP literally scans to English as SSSR Soyúz is Union Sovétskikh is Soviet Sotsialistícheskikh is Socialist and Respúblik is Republic.

Some history about Mother Russia:

Nicholas II of Russia (May 18, 1868 – July 17, 1918) (Russian: Никола́й II, Nikolay II) was the last Tsar or Czar of Russia, the King of Poland, and Grand Duke of Finland. Czar goes back to the Roman Empire and came from CÆsar or Caesar as in Julius Caesar.

Czar Nickolas II was deposed circa 1917 in what was known as the Bolshevik Revolution which brought to power one Josef Vissarionovich Stalin (18 December 1878 – 5 March 1953) who established the communist state that was known sinply as the Soviet Union. Stalin was a Soviet revolutionary and politician of Georgian ethnicity.

Stalin executed Czar Nickolas II and his entire family. He also purged (executed) millions of political opponents during his purge after he assumed power.

It could have been worse for, assuming this is a Mr. Jacoff. He could have been named Jack Mehoff.
Pidass, Stuart - April 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Yeah, tell me about it...

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