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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Ashley Crapping In The Woods"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Ashley Crapping In The Woods"
Parody Written by:
Eli Blythe
The Lyrics
There is a certain actress, of whom I've read that she is an avid outdoors person, into hiking and mountain climbing. I've even seen an internet reference to her "crapping in the woods". Her outdoorsy nature-loving persona could make her a lady after my heart. But sadly, her movies are quite another matter, making her no lady at all!
I saw Ashley crapping in the woods,
Underneath a hickory tree one day.
Though I promised not to tell,
I made her promise as well
To quit her crappy acting in bad movies straight from hell.
But I saw TWISTED just the other day.
Makes SIMON BIRCH or KISS THE GIRLS look good!
So her promise she did break.
Now liberties I'll take,
Singing how she crapped there in the wood!
Underneath a hickory tree one day.
Though I promised not to tell,
I made her promise as well
To quit her crappy acting in bad movies straight from hell.
But I saw TWISTED just the other day.
Makes SIMON BIRCH or KISS THE GIRLS look good!
So her promise she did break.
Now liberties I'll take,
Singing how she crapped there in the wood!
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Be careful, Eli. There's more than one Ash who kicks ass.
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