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Song Parodies -> "This Old Tan"
Original Song Title:
"This Old Man"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"This Old Tan"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
This Old Tan
Cost too much
Hours in that coffin hutch,
(With the) Lid down, lie around
Starin' at the wall..
This Old Tan
Ain't worth it all
This Old Tan
Twenty bucks
Don't look real,
That can spray sucks
(Then a) Tub scrub, rub a dub
Money down the drain
This Old Tan gives me a pain
This Old Tan
From a jar
I look like O.J.
From afar
(It's too) Light here, dark there
Streaky where I sat
This Old Tan ain't worth all that
This Old Tan
In the sun
Melanoma
Risk is one
(And a) Sunburn, bun burn
Scaly skin's a sight
From now on, think I'll stay white!..
Cost too much
Hours in that coffin hutch,
(With the) Lid down, lie around
Starin' at the wall..
This Old Tan
Ain't worth it all
This Old Tan
Twenty bucks
Don't look real,
That can spray sucks
(Then a) Tub scrub, rub a dub
Money down the drain
This Old Tan gives me a pain
This Old Tan
From a jar
I look like O.J.
From afar
(It's too) Light here, dark there
Streaky where I sat
This Old Tan ain't worth all that
This Old Tan
In the sun
Melanoma
Risk is one
(And a) Sunburn, bun burn
Scaly skin's a sight
From now on, think I'll stay white!..
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Color me bad...those things'll kill you, man! Well done.
delightfully goofy...5s
Delightful! I'll stay pale, also. 5's
Tanfastic!! 555
Thanks for comments and votes
George Hamilton and I give it 15 therms.
well, you convinced Michael Jackson long ago - nice idea AFW - 555
Good message cleverly presented.
Excellent and funny! 5's!
Quite Tan-gible. 5's
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