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Song Parodies -> "This Old Tan"

Original Song Title:

"This Old Man"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"This Old Tan"

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The Lyrics

This Old Tan
Cost too much
Hours in that coffin hutch,
(With the) Lid down, lie around
Starin' at the wall..
This Old Tan
Ain't worth it all

This Old Tan
Twenty bucks
Don't look real,
That can spray sucks
(Then a) Tub scrub, rub a dub
Money down the drain
This Old Tan gives me a pain

This Old Tan
From a jar
I look like O.J.
From afar
(It's too) Light here, dark there
Streaky where I sat
This Old Tan ain't worth all that

This Old Tan
In the sun
Risk is one
(And a) Sunburn, bun burn
Scaly skin's a sight
From now on, think I'll stay white!..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Jeff Reuben - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Color me bad...those things'll kill you, man! Well done.
alvin rhodes - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy...5s
Adagio - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Delightful! I'll stay pale, also. 5's
Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Tanfastic!! 555
AFW - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for comments and votes
John Barry - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
George Hamilton and I give it 15 therms.
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
well, you convinced Michael Jackson long ago - nice idea AFW - 555
John Jenkins - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Good message cleverly presented.
Joelle - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent and funny! 5's!
Tim Mayfield - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite Tan-gible. 5's

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