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Song Parodies -> "There's Varments In My Dell"
Original Song Title:
"The Farmer In The Dell"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"There's Varments In My Dell"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
There's varments in my Dell,
There's varments in my Dell,
I-O is very slow,
There's varments in my Dell.
The varments write some bytes,
The varments write some bytes,
Viros are scary-oh,
The varments write some bytes.
Those bytes spawn a child,
Those bytes spawn a child,
GIGO scenario,
Those bytes spawn a child.
That child makes things worse,
That child makes things worse,
I-O will barely go,
That child makes things worse.
For worse is it now,
For worse is it now,
Fry-o those ones and O's,
For worse is it now.
You now print the log,
You now print the log,
I-O to print will go,
You now print the log.
The log shows the stats,
The log shows the stats,
Viros have struck a blow,
The log shows the stats.
The stats blame the mouse,
The stats blame the mouse,
Why-o the mouse won't go?
The stats blame the mouse.
No mouse, try the keys,
No mouse, try the keys,
Resources running low,
No mouse, try the keys.
The keys beep a tone,
The keys beep a tone,
Echos no video,
The keys beep a tone.
The varments killed my Dell,
The varments killed my Dell,
WINDOWS in overflow,
The varments killed my Dell.
There's varments in my Dell,
I-O is very slow,
There's varments in my Dell.
The varments write some bytes,
The varments write some bytes,
Viros are scary-oh,
The varments write some bytes.
Those bytes spawn a child,
Those bytes spawn a child,
GIGO scenario,
Those bytes spawn a child.
That child makes things worse,
That child makes things worse,
I-O will barely go,
That child makes things worse.
For worse is it now,
For worse is it now,
Fry-o those ones and O's,
For worse is it now.
You now print the log,
You now print the log,
I-O to print will go,
You now print the log.
The log shows the stats,
The log shows the stats,
Viros have struck a blow,
The log shows the stats.
The stats blame the mouse,
The stats blame the mouse,
Why-o the mouse won't go?
The stats blame the mouse.
No mouse, try the keys,
No mouse, try the keys,
Resources running low,
No mouse, try the keys.
The keys beep a tone,
The keys beep a tone,
Echos no video,
The keys beep a tone.
The varments killed my Dell,
The varments killed my Dell,
WINDOWS in overflow,
The varments killed my Dell.
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Very funny, great idea
A true 'hehe', except for the person living it. 5's
fun to sing along with...5s
Dell sucks, this rules
You've got me laughing out loud here!
As a Dell owner who's seen her hard drive die and her keyboard fail, and who's spent 4 hours on the phone with tech support sometimes, I can certainly sympathize...Dude, you're getting 5-5-5!
very amusing, guy - 555
Ah, Mr. DiRito, how nice to see you again ... will it be the usual, sir? Very good, sir: 555.
To have a Dell is hell. Very good.
5s once again. yeah, dells suck....make your own if you can, its sooooo much much better. plus you can brag about it like i'm....not.....doing now.
(SOTM) Thank God for Compaq.
(SOTM) I chortled.
(SOTM - Jan) - The Dell's now in hell, The Dell's now in hell, Poor Guy DiRito His Dell's now in hell.
(SOTM) Dell-iciously written. I can totally relate, as I always have a virus on my 3 1/2 inch floppy.
(SOTM) rereading and voting....seems like a worse mess to be in this time around....like Dell hell. 555
I love you! // Melissa!
Dude, you're gettin' some fives.
Make you want to become a farmer instead
Jeez! These computer thingies sound mighty complicated: lucky for me I've never used one....555
(SOTM) Funny stuff :-) Perhaps this explains why our entire office full of Dells keeps going so slowly :-)
Very well developed story, definitely a GIGO scemario.
Funny stuff, Guy - didn't realize this was going to be a techie parody ;-)
"GIGO scenario" - heh heh. I really like the title sub too. Nice job, GD'R.
(SOTM) See above.
SOTM - I don't know enough about computers to follow this completely but it seems well written. 544
%SOTM% Intersting parody. It was good tho!
SOTM--Better than I expected. Not much variation in the lyrics, but the word play was good, and I enjoyed it.
SOTM - already commented
(SOTM) I-O you 5's
(SOTM) 555
SOTM--LOL! I think we can all relate...=)
This still rules.
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