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Song Parodies -> "Michael Showed The Boy Some Porn"

Original Song Title:

"Michael, Row The Boat Ashore"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Showed The Boy Some Porn"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

michael showed the boy some porn...how they'll sue ya
michael showed the boy some porn...how they'll sue ya
victim helps to send to jail...how they'll sue ya
victim helps to send to jail...how they'll sue ya

the trouble is deep and some prison's implied...how they'll sue ya
pretty soon you'll live inside..how they'll sue ya

michael knows the boy is poor...how they'll sue ya
michael knows the boy is poor...how they'll sue ya
victim's life is not for sale...how they'll sue ya
victim's life is not for sale...how they'll sue ya

jackson's vino is chilly and cold...how they'll sue ya
feelin' bodies of boys, his goal...how they'll sue ya

michael hopes the boy ain't sore...how they'll sue ya
michael hopes the boy ain't sore...how they'll sue ya
victim wants to tell the tale...how they'll sue ya
victim wants to tell the tale...how they'll sue ya

his pockets are deep, but the youngster has pride...how they'll sue ya
offered money but he was denied...how they'll sue ya

michael feels the heat once more...how they'll sue ya
michael feels the heat once more...how they'll sue ya
victim had to go through hell...how they'll sue ya
victim had to go through hell...how they'll sue ya

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Kristof Robertson - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You get better and better! 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
IĀ'll get worse IĀ'm sure, and even if he should get off the hook he still has sponsors to deal with, I mean... that Jesus Juice thing with wine and Coca-Cola, isnĀ't MJ under contract with Pepsi?
John Barry - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael probed the boys galore. Great job.
pickle - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't believe that 'We Are The World' (which Jacko co-wrote) is being reissued to raise funds for the Tsunami Relief appeal after all of this. Couldn't they have just gone with the record Sharon Osbourne's organising?
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Now just a damn minute... oh, another Jackson parody. Damn, why couldn't the talented one with the kid fetish have been named Jermaine?
Stuart McArthur - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I've got a jackson one coming up too, alvin - I loved your line "jackson's vino is chilly and cold" interchangeable with "jackson's mean and his willy is bold" - 555
Spaff.com - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Hallelujah!
alvin rhodes - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thank you all
Johnny D - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
YIKES. 5's
Guy - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
K1chyd - I'll bet it was Michael's way of burning Pepsi since Pepsi burned him.

Alvin - Hilarious, loved the substitute for hallelujah.
Michael Pacholek - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart: I don't think The Gloved One is mean, just incredibly messed-up. And he wouldn't need porn if his willy was bold. Unless "bold" means something else in Australia. Speaking of which, will you ever do Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'" as "Fremantle"?
Melhi - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Add this to my ever growing list of parodies I wish I'd have thought of first. Brilliant, hilarious... and as if I wasn't suffocating to death from laughter, fast enough, I had to scroll down and read Spaff's rambling comment. When you comedians kill, you really kill! Too funny!!
Stuart McArthur - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael - I meant to write "Jackson's creaming his willy I'm told" but I was rushed, and only had "willy" - and regarding Fremantle - their football team has been so eternally lame, that's all I associate them with, so I deem them parody-unworthy :)
alvin rhodes - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks everybody

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