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Song Parodies -> "Broken Christmas Lights"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Broken Christmas Lights"
Parody Written by:
Ten Second Braeden
The Lyrics
Broken Christmas Lights!
Crappy old, 1950s Broken Christmas Lights,
They never glow and they really bite.
Crappy old 1950s Broken Christmas Lights,
All those lights that you set up won't be on tonight!
They come from the dollar store
and they come from Kmart,
buying these cheapo lights
isn't very smart!
You open the cheapo box
and try to plug it in
the lights don't come on
so you can't begin
to set up your lights outside
in the 20 degree air
This 99 cent set of lights
is sitting on a chair
They always fall off the tree
and smash on the ground
it's a waste of money
They're the worst lights around!
Crappy old, 1950s Broken Christmas Lights,
They never glow and they really bite.
Crappy old 1950s Broken Christmas Lights,
All those lights that you set up won't be on tonight!
Crappy old, 1950s Broken Christmas Lights,
They never glow and they really bite.
Crappy old 1950s Broken Christmas Lights,
All those lights that you set up won't be on tonight!
They come from the dollar store
and they come from Kmart,
buying these cheapo lights
isn't very smart!
You open the cheapo box
and try to plug it in
the lights don't come on
so you can't begin
to set up your lights outside
in the 20 degree air
This 99 cent set of lights
is sitting on a chair
They always fall off the tree
and smash on the ground
it's a waste of money
They're the worst lights around!
Crappy old, 1950s Broken Christmas Lights,
They never glow and they really bite.
Crappy old 1950s Broken Christmas Lights,
All those lights that you set up won't be on tonight!
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