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Song Parodies -> "99 Uruk-Hai Scum On The Wall"
Original Song Title:
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"99 Uruk-Hai Scum On The Wall"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
I think that this might have been what Gimli, Legolas and Aragorn was singing as they were raising toasts to the surviving fighters of Helm's Deep.
99 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
99 Uruk-Hai scum
If one of those bastards should happen to fall
98 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
98 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
98 Uruk-Hai scum
If one of those bastards' to weak for the brawl
97 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
97 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
97 Uruk-Hai scum
If one of those bastards can't take to be mauled
96 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
96 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
96 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
If one of those bastards by Gimli's appalled
95 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
95 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
95 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
If one of those bastards can't handle the squall
94 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
Etc
down too
1 little Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
1 little Uruk-Hai scum
If that little bastard for Arwen should fall
1 set of Uruk-Hai balls on the wall
99 Uruk-Hai scum
If one of those bastards should happen to fall
98 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
98 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
98 Uruk-Hai scum
If one of those bastards' to weak for the brawl
97 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
97 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
97 Uruk-Hai scum
If one of those bastards can't take to be mauled
96 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
96 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
96 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
If one of those bastards by Gimli's appalled
95 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
95 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
95 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
If one of those bastards can't handle the squall
94 Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
Etc
down too
1 little Uruk-Hai scum on the wall
1 little Uruk-Hai scum
If that little bastard for Arwen should fall
1 set of Uruk-Hai balls on the wall
© Peter Andersson.
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Sweetie, I was going to be SO impressed if you found 99 words to rhyme with "wall," and then I was a little sad to see the "etc." and then your final verse TOTALLY erased that and made me grin...LOVELY, K1! 5s...
Arwen: I figured you would be able to relate to this one cos Uruk-Hai types are what many of the men you've dated turned out to be under the suit, right? ;-)
BTW: I did the full 99 verses once:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional619.shtml
BTW: I did the full 99 verses once:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional619.shtml
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