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Song Parodies -> "We Three Pigs"

Original Song Title:

"We Three Kings"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"We Three Pigs"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

We three pigs from storybook are
Building houses, one's made from straw
One is of sticks, other of bricks
Hide from big bad wolf's claws

Oh...
Huff and puff and do your stuff
Though your voice is very gruff
Count one thousand, blow our house in
See if you're really that tough

I'm the pig who built his of straw
Did not spend much building it all
Wolf came huffing, wolf came puffing
And then my house did fall

Oh...
Huff and puff and do your stuff
Though your voice is very gruff
Count one thousand, blow my house in
See if you're really that tough

I'm the pig who built his of sticks
Two by four and some four by six
Wolf came huffing, wolf came puffing
Put me in quite a fix

Oh...
Huff and puff and do your stuff
Though your voice is very gruff
Count one thousand, blow my house in
See if you're really that tough

I'm the pig who built his of stone
Wolf's behavior I can't condone
He came huffing, he came puffing
Had to leave me alone

Oh...
Huff and puff and do your stuff
Though your voice is very gruff
Count one thousand, blow my house in
See if you're really that tough

I think you should do likewise
Listen to my sage advice
They come lying, crucifying
Let your good rep deny

Oh...
Huff and puff and do your stuff
Though your voice is very gruff
Count one thousand, blow my house in
See if you're really that tough

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Royce Miller - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
fun and fine reading
Tim Mayfield - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce. This was one of those "trying to sleep, can't sleep, music running, lyrics punning, write half the song in my head, get out of bed, turn on the computer, before I forget them" kind of things...
Scathe - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute, Tim.
Lee Rasiel - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't really care about The Three Little Pigs anymore I'd rather you make a parody about Aladdin.

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