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Song Parodies -> "99 Billions Of Germs In My Nose"
Original Song Title:
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"99 Billions Of Germs In My Nose"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Let's just say that this is a drinking (cough syrap) song...
99 billions of germs in my nose
99 billions of germs
When one of those billions is sneezed it is gross
98 billions of germs in my nose
98 billions of germs in my nose
98 billions of germs
When one of those billions is sneezed it is gross
97 billions of germs in my nose
97 billions of germs in my nose
97 billions of germs
When one of those billions is sneezed it is gross
96 billions of germs in my nose
96 billions of germs in my nose
96 billions of germs
When one of those billions is sneezed it is gross
95 billions of germs in my nose
Etc
99 billions of germs
When one of those billions is sneezed it is gross
98 billions of germs in my nose
98 billions of germs in my nose
98 billions of germs
When one of those billions is sneezed it is gross
97 billions of germs in my nose
97 billions of germs in my nose
97 billions of germs
When one of those billions is sneezed it is gross
96 billions of germs in my nose
96 billions of germs in my nose
96 billions of germs
When one of those billions is sneezed it is gross
95 billions of germs in my nose
Etc
© Peter Andersson. *Achoo!*
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Let's hope you feel better after this is done.
I'm curious as to what lyrics you go by for the third line. I remember it (perhaps incorrectly) as "You take one down (and) pass it around".
I go with: "If one of those bottles should happen to fall".
We all learn it differently. Tomayto, tomotto.
I'm with fellow Ant; I learned it as "take one down, pass it around" too.
I'm with fellow Ant; I learned it as "take one down, pass it around" too.
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