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Song Parodies -> "John Fund's In The Twilight Zone"
Original Song Title:
"When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"John Fund's In The Twilight Zone"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Another Holier-Than-Thou Republican's hypocrisy exposed: Wall Street Journal editorialist John Fund, famous for his anti-Clinton polemics, was recently arrested for assaulting ex-girl friend Morgan Pillsbury, with whom he had a secret affair years after dating her mother.
(instrumental intro)
John Fund has been caught with his pants down.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
What morals? Another right wing clown.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
His foes will jeer, and his fans will pout.
His girl friends want to throw him out.
And we're all so tickled
John Fund's in the Twilight Zone.
That John Fund is such a horny man.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
A hypocrite and Republican.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
His foes will jeer, and his fans will pout.
His girl friends want to throw him out.
And we're all so tickled
John Fund's in the Twilight Zone.
John Fund was a big mouth moralist.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
Is beating up gals misogynist?
Ha ha! Ha ha!
His foes will jeer, and his fans will pout.
His girl friends want to throw him out.
And we're all so tickled
John Fund's in the Twilight Zone.
(repeat verses)
John Fund has been caught with his pants down.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
What morals? Another right wing clown.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
His foes will jeer, and his fans will pout.
His girl friends want to throw him out.
And we're all so tickled
John Fund's in the Twilight Zone.
That John Fund is such a horny man.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
A hypocrite and Republican.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
His foes will jeer, and his fans will pout.
His girl friends want to throw him out.
And we're all so tickled
John Fund's in the Twilight Zone.
John Fund was a big mouth moralist.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
Is beating up gals misogynist?
Ha ha! Ha ha!
His foes will jeer, and his fans will pout.
His girl friends want to throw him out.
And we're all so tickled
John Fund's in the Twilight Zone.
(repeat verses)
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