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Song Parodies -> "My Twelve Days of Christmas 2004"

Original Song Title:

"Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Twelve Days of Christmas 2004"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Even before I knew what I got for Xmas, I came up with this parody. I was without Internet access for a while after we got it fixed (parasite problems), so I couldn't write this until just now. Enjoy!
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
"Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
"Jingle All the Way"
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
"Aladdin" DVD
"Jingle All the Way"
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Loooooorrrrrd of the Riiiiiiinnnnnngs (Calendar)
"Aladdin" DVD
"Jingle All the Way"
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
"Abbey Road" on CD
Loooooorrrrrd of the Riiiiiiinnnnnngs (Calendar)
"Aladdin" DVD
"Jingle All the Way"
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
"Home Alone" 1 and 3
"Abbey Road" on CD
Loooooorrrrrd of the Riiiiiiinnnnnngs (Calendar)
"Aladdin" DVD
"Jingle All the Way"
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Pink Floyd CD Holder
"Home Alone" 1 and 3
"Abbey Road" on CD
Loooooorrrrrd of the Riiiiiiinnnnnngs (Calendar)
"Aladdin" DVD
"Jingle All the Way"
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Mr. Tolkien's "Hobbit"
Pink Floyd CD Holder
"Home Alone" 1 and 3
"Abbey Road" on CD
Loooooorrrrrd of the Riiiiiiinnnnnngs (Calendar)
"Aladdin" DVD
"Jingle All the Way"
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Yummy Christmas Dinner
Mr. Tolkien's "Hobbit"
Pink Floyd CD Holder
"Home Alone" 1 and 3
"Abbey Road" on CD
Loooooorrrrrd of the Riiiiiiinnnnnngs (Calendar)
"Aladdin" DVD
"Jingle All the Way"
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A good night's sleep
Yummy Christmas Dinner
Mr. Tolkien's "Hobbit"
Pink Floyd CD Holder
"Home Alone" 1 and 3
"Abbey Road" on CD
Loooooorrrrrd of the Riiiiiiinnnnnngs (Calendar)
"Aladdin" DVD
"Jingle All the Way"
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A DVD-VCR
A good night's sleep
Yummy Christmas Dinner
Mr. Tolkien's "Hobbit"
Pink Floyd CD Holder
"Home Alone" 1 and 3
"Abbey Road" on CD
Loooooorrrrrd of the Riiiiiiinnnnnngs (Calendar)
"Aladdin" DVD
"Jingle All the Way"
Britney's Greatest Hits
And "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" on DVD

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Kat - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, you must have 1 heck of a girlfriend! 5-5-5.
Jeff Reuben - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hope Christmas worked out this well for you Chris!

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