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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Days of Christmas Spirit"

Original Song Title:

"Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Twelve Days of Christmas Spirit"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

A parody in the true spirit of Christmas... the alcoholic spirit, that is ;-)
On the first day of Christmas the barman brought to me
A large Long Island iced tea

On the second day of Christmas the barman brought to me
Two margaritas
And a large Long Island iced tea

On the third day of Christmas the barman brought to me
Three vodka Red Bulls
Two margaritas.. hic!
And a larsh Long Island iced tea

On the fourth day of Christmas the barman brought to me
Four Tequila slammers
Free vokka rebbuls
Two margaritash
And a larsh Long Island Ishe Tea

On the fiff day of Chrishmas the barman brought to me
Five G and Ts
Four Tequila slammers
Three vodka bedruls
Two maggaritas
An a larsh lonilanishe Tea

On the Sicksh day of Chrishmas the barman brought to me
Six Harvey Wallbangers
Five G an' Ts
Forty quila slammers
Three rodka vedbuls
Two maguerites
And Allah's longilandicetea

On the seventh day of Chrishmas the barman brought to me
Seven gin martinis
Six Warvey Hallbangers
Five T and Gs
Four Tequila shlammers
Three vodka redbulls
Tomb aga ritas
An a large tong island ice lea

On the eighth day of Chrishmas the barman brought to me
Eight Bacardi breezers
Seven djinn martinis
Six Heavy bangers
Five Giant 'E's
Four Sequila Tammers
Vree todka redbulls
To mar guerillas
And a large long island ticed ea.

On the ninth day of Chrishmash the braman bought to me
Nine Black Russians
Eight Bacardi thingies
Seven mingatinis
Six wavy headbanges
Five Geeantees
Four Tacky slimmers
Free vodka redbulls
Two macaronis
An a large long island eyesh..HiC!

On zzhe tenf day of Chrishmash the barman brought to me
Ten pina coladas
Nine Rack blussians
Eight breecardi barzers
Seven gin tarminis
Six Harvey Ballwangers
Five G and Tease
Forty killer's lambers
Bree rodka vedfulls
Two senoritas
An a long larsh island eyeshtee

Onalevenf dayachrish mush the barman broughtamee
'Leven double visions
Ten pinka ladadas
Nine Rush Blackans
Eight Big mardi geezers
Seven gym art teenies
Six Warvy Hurlbangers
Five Geeunteesh
Four tuck eel us lamb us
Free rodkul vedpas
Two garmoritas
And an eye long large Iceland tea

Onna shwelf dayak rishmusha barman brought to me
Zhe bill.... thasha fur kurralorra money
Hopee tayksha shek forra:
Twenny pina coladas
Twennysheven black russkis
Furrytoo bacardi whatsish
Furryfife Grandma teenies
Furtyshix Heavy Wallbingers
Furtyfive Gin and Its
Turtythoo Sick iller tammers
Twenysheven Vodbul Redkas
Twenny garmartiras
And eleven long Island Iced Teas

Merry Chrishmush. Hic!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 47

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 1   1
 2   2
 3   6
 4   6
 5   32

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Stuart McArthur - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
very very hilarious Phil - I see Bad Santa performing this - 555
Ashkicksass - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This, my friend, is fantastic! I got a buzz just reading it!
AFW - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
sounds like you got your phil..of booze//5's
Steve K. - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I proposhe a toasht to thish parody (hic!)
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
555 pangalactic gurgleblasters (that's all you really need, really, for a lifetime).
Kristof Robertson - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Did someone say the bar's open?? 'Tis a fine dedication to bacchanalia, Sir Phil...555
Phil Alexander - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thang yew ver mush... an now for the sequel:
Twelve paracetamols
Eleven heads a-spinning
Ten guts a-puking
Nine alka seltzers
Eight pints of water
Seven vind'loo curries
Six on the carpet
Five hangovers
Four calling taxis
Three bar bills
Two drunk to think
And I wonder who's this next to me....
2nz - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm nop drumk, I'm big-bummed... hehehehe, big-bummed (hic) I meaant boned.

Hey, if it keeps ya warm...
Scathe - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Sir, your blood alcohol level is .555 over the legal limit. :-)
Lamar Cole - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Just like Christmas, a lot of the joy of love is found in the giving.
ana - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
i almost pee on me too funny! its the best 12 days, now i know why santa didnt bring my present last year lol
Veronika - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
It's a ripper! Love the sequel. Most apt. Well done. Cheers!! I'll drink to that!!.
DavidKenneth - December 02, 2019 - Report this comment
Absolutely outrageous πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
CML - December 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Some of you Pace Nazis should forgive Phil fo forr his many errors; he was.already drunk.halfway thru his parody for Chrishh sake
Liz - December 22, 2019 - Report this comment
How can I listen to this? It’s awesome!

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