Undressed Ye Hairy Gentlemen,
In nudist camps, I see
Where hath thy clothing gone Old Men?
You're showing your pee pee..
No needs for strong detergent powers,
Cause you have no laundry..
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy...

Your favorite sport is volleyball,
Quite risky though, at least
The ball might hit a tender spot,
And really be a beast
Especially if you're running west,
And volley's going east..
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy...
Comfort and joy,
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy...

Fair damsels in thy camp are few
A blessing in disguise
For no-one wants displaying of
Arrousal's from you guys
So matroned gals are welcomed
with cellulite and size..
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy...

When there's a nudist wedding,
It works just like a whiz
The preacher says that "He is Hers"
And also, "She is His"
The Best Man isn't hard to find,
You can see who he is...
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy