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Song Parodies -> "Undressed Ye Hairy Gentlemen"

Original Song Title:

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Undressed Ye Hairy Gentlemen"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Undressed Ye Hairy Gentlemen,
In nudist camps, I see
Where hath thy clothing gone Old Men?
You're showing your pee pee..
No needs for strong detergent powers,
Cause you have no laundry..
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy...

Your favorite sport is volleyball,
Quite risky though, at least
The ball might hit a tender spot,
And really be a beast
Especially if you're running west,
And volley's going east..
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy...
Comfort and joy,
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy...

Fair damsels in thy camp are few
A blessing in disguise
For no-one wants displaying of
Arrousal's from you guys
So matroned gals are welcomed
with cellulite and size..
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy...

When there's a nudist wedding,
It works just like a whiz
The preacher says that "He is Hers"
And also, "She is His"
The Best Man isn't hard to find,
You can see who he is...
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
No-o Tide brings a comfort and joy

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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alvin rhodes - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job...why is it that nudists are NEVER the people you'd like to see naked ?....5s
AFW - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, and good question.....I think, probably because most people we see naked in films, video's or what not...are model types...and of course, 99 and 9/10's % of us are not..
Stuart McArthur - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
almost my favourite one of yours so far AFW - I was going to quote my favourite lines (eg...west...east) but there werae a dozen - hilarious - and I'm not against nudity - 555
AFW - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart..appreciate your complimentary comments...I realize the "Best Man" line in the last stanza is an older joke than myself...but since it must be in PD, by now..borrowed it once again..
MrMacphisto - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Getting back to the bare essentials... 5-5-5
mac - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
HA HA HA! Let's have more songs about nudists.
AFW - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Mr. Mac and Mac....I agree, this should not be a clothes'd subject.
Kristof Robertson - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
So many clever lines, I don't know where to start...oh yeah, by giving you 555!!
AFW - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof

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