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Song Parodies -> "Randolph, The Red-Faced Sailor"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Randolph, The Red-Faced Sailor"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Randolph, the red-faced sailor
Had a new and shiny boat
And if it filled with water
It would always stay afloat
All of the other sailors
Were jealous, but yet still enthralled
But Randolph would never notice
Cause he was drinking alcohol
Then one foggy night at sea
As he came near the bay
The drunk fool, he fell overboard
With his feet tangled up in fishing cord
And that's how the Coast Guard found him
With a boat few could afford
But no matter how much that boat costs
You still have to stay onboard
Yeah, no matter how much the boat costs
You still have to stay onboard!!
Had a new and shiny boat
And if it filled with water
It would always stay afloat
All of the other sailors
Were jealous, but yet still enthralled
But Randolph would never notice
Cause he was drinking alcohol
Then one foggy night at sea
As he came near the bay
The drunk fool, he fell overboard
With his feet tangled up in fishing cord
And that's how the Coast Guard found him
With a boat few could afford
But no matter how much that boat costs
You still have to stay onboard
Yeah, no matter how much the boat costs
You still have to stay onboard!!
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Come the All-Star Break, we may be singing about Randolph the Red-Faced Skipper... of the Mets! (Sorry, Willie, but signing on with that sinking ship was your choice!)
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