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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Years Of My Life"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve Years Of My Life"
Parody Written by:
T.J. Spindler
The Lyrics
I submitted this, but I forgot to enable the comment sectio, so read the blow, and do as it says.My Birthday Is 12/28, And This Year (2004) I'm Turning Twelve. It's Not Too Late To Click The "Back Arrow" Button. I'm Telling You, You Don't Want To Read This. It Is Filled With Stupidity. I Have Made A Lie, Just To See If Something Worked. It Was A Big Lie. Basically Everything I Said In That Lie Was Untrue. I Have Found Out From That Lie, That Some People Only Give Me Bad Scores Because I'm, Well, Me. If You Want To Know What Lie That Is, Comment On This.
On the first year of my birth my parents gave to me
A bib and a purple binky.
On the second year of my birth my parents gave to me
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the third year of my birth my parents gave to me
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the fourth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the fifth year of my birth my parents gave to me
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the sixth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the seventh year of my birth my parents gave to me
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the eighth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the ninth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the tenth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the eleventh year of my birth my parents gave to me
Eleven videos
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the twelfth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Twelve blank discs for burning
Eleven videos
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
A bib and a purple binky.
On the second year of my birth my parents gave to me
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the third year of my birth my parents gave to me
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the fourth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the fifth year of my birth my parents gave to me
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the sixth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the seventh year of my birth my parents gave to me
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the eighth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the ninth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the tenth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the eleventh year of my birth my parents gave to me
Eleven videos
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
On the twelfth year of my birth my parents gave to me
Twelve blank discs for burning
Eleven videos
Ten games for Gameboy
Nine Pokemon card packs
Eight handheld games
Seven action figures
Six bags of candy
-Five things for school-
Four toy cars
Three sets of blocks
Two Barney plushies
And a bib and a purple binky.
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I guess parents never want to let go, do they? :>) 555
Not sure if I follow the whole beginning comment, and that's fine with me. Not bad, and what Kat said :C)
A'ight, here is the deal. Well, people were giving me bad scores because i am, well, me. So at the beginning of August I did a little experiment. I made a person on amiright called "Silver Power". Notice I have many sites on expage.com, and Silver Power has one. I made 4 parodies to see if people scored me better. They did. On that file I said I was 21, had kids and a wife. It was a lie. I wanted to make the file as different from me as I could, but still write parodies like I normally would. People scored me better. A few days ago, I said that Silver Power was me, T.J. Spindler. You might not believe me, but at the beginning of August, right after the amiright data crash, I made a parody, and then a profile on inthe00s.com. Now if you go on inthe00s, look at my avatar (picture) and my signature, you can tell that, since you need a password to get on a file at inthe00s and Silver Power confessed he he was, well, me, you know that I'm not lying. I'm not 21, tommorrow I'm turning 12! I don't have kids (whoa...not for a while) no wife (for, like, 8 years) and I live in Erma, NJ, Not Atlantic City, NJ. I even made friends with Luke Brattoni and Apricot (Who aren't that bad after all) and, now that my experiment is over, I might still submit parodies as Silver Power, maybe I will submit them as T.J. Spindler. The Point is, I am Silver Power. I wrote this parody fr tommorrow, as it will be, the twelfthyear of my life. tj out (By the way, Luke Brattoni, good luck with Emiloca, Like you need it)
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I, err, knew all along. In fact. That whole thing above was all a joke made by me. I AM IN FACT Silver Power, T.J Spindler, Apricot and EmiLoca. Being shunned by folk of 'reality', I created several personas on this site as friends, logging on at all hours of the night so that nobody got suspicious that people living in different time zones were always online at the same time. But then my alter-egos got nasty. Some sided with others. Others became split-personality pseudonyms of my other alter-egos. My experiment had gone nasty. So here I officially cut them all off from my inner psyche and propose for them to run free on this site as if nothign has happened. PS. I always found you a rather irritating 21 year-old, T.J.
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I, err, knew all along. In fact. That whole thing above was all a joke made by me. I AM IN FACT Silver Power, T.J Spindler, Apricot and EmiLoca. Being shunned by folk of 'reality', I created several personas on this site as friends, logging on at all hours of the night so that nobody got suspicious that people living in different time zones were always online at the same time. But then my alter-egos got nasty. Some sided with others. Others became split-personality pseudonyms of my other alter-egos. My experiment had gone nasty. So here I officially cut them all off from my inner psyche and propose for them to run free on this site as if nothign has happened. PS. I always found you a rather irritating 21 year-old, T.J.
Well you ain't static cuz I am.
Really? Is that air you're breathing?
hey, i did not think it was bad at all, in fact, tis is all suppost to be for fun...i am also 15 right now and i would just like to say i still can not right any song, little less have the guts to post it.
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