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Song Parodies -> "I Fell Off The Six Foot Runway"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Fell Off The Six Foot Runway"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Now there's fashion and dancing
And prancing and bubbles
Singing and swimsuits
And modeling doubles
But don't ever fall off
The runway in overalls

I fell off the six-foot runway
And sadly, yes, I broke my nose
I had to get sixteen stitches
The swelling and the bruises show
All of the other models
Knew that they were on TV
So they pretend to help me
But backstage they won't let me be

As I sat there on my knees
I heard somebody say
Oh my, what a gruesome sight
Looks like she lost one ugly fight
Then all the models hugged me
After all, we're on TV
And they want to make it look like
They have a little decency

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