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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Pants are Gonna Fall Down"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's Pants are Gonna Fall Down"
Parody Written by:
mac195
The Lyrics
Every party Santa's worst nightmare...
A flimsy red suit
A very low rise
Slippin' on down half way to his thighs
Santa's pants are gonna fall down
His trousers will rip
They're gonna split wide
See what St. Nick is hiding inside
Santa's pants are gonna fall down
They'll see what he's been keeping
Cooped up in those red pants
They'll catch a peek of rosy cheeks
Large enough to smother France, oh
Sixty eight kids
And forty two mums
Horrified by the sight of his bum
Santa's pants are gonna fall down
A frrighting view
The sound of "Oh my!"
Soon they'll all know for sure he's a guy
Santa's pants are gonna fall down
Unlucky girls and boys gathered
'Round the Christmas tree
Will oogle Kringle's ornaments with
His trousers 'round his knees, oh
A hearty ho ho
Won't comfort the throng
When they see Santa's
Wizened gray dong
Santa's pants are gonna fall down
A very low rise
Slippin' on down half way to his thighs
Santa's pants are gonna fall down
His trousers will rip
They're gonna split wide
See what St. Nick is hiding inside
Santa's pants are gonna fall down
They'll see what he's been keeping
Cooped up in those red pants
They'll catch a peek of rosy cheeks
Large enough to smother France, oh
Sixty eight kids
And forty two mums
Horrified by the sight of his bum
Santa's pants are gonna fall down
A frrighting view
The sound of "Oh my!"
Soon they'll all know for sure he's a guy
Santa's pants are gonna fall down
Unlucky girls and boys gathered
'Round the Christmas tree
Will oogle Kringle's ornaments with
His trousers 'round his knees, oh
A hearty ho ho
Won't comfort the throng
When they see Santa's
Wizened gray dong
Santa's pants are gonna fall down
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This is funny...and believable..I vote 5's
Somebody else has been stealing Johnny D's material. (Ho ho ho!)
Thanks Airfarcewon. No Michael, if Johnny wrote a song like this, I haven't read it yet. Any similarities are coincidental. Actually, aside from the wi\zened gray part, this is autobiographical. I played Santa for 150 Japanese kids at a party two days ago. It was a borrowed suit, much too small, and unintensional exposure was my biggest concern. Fortunately, they stayed up, and an international incident was avoided. :-)
i fell down with laughter....excellent job...5s
This was well done.
Thanks, Robert and Alvin,
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