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Song Parodies -> "Moses the Manly Hebrew"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer"

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Parody Song Title:

"Moses the Manly Hebrew"

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The Lyrics

You know Katzenberg, Kramer, King David and Koppel
Solomon, Sondheim, O'Riellyfs Falafel
But do you recall the most famous Hebrew of all?

Moses the manly Hebrew
Struck a most impressive pose
He took the Jews from Egypt
Right from under Pharaoh's nose

All of the other Hebrews
Used to have to slave all day
But Moses, he had status
And he made the bad guys pay

Mo sojourned for forty years
Yahweh came to say
Moses with your manly might
Lead my people, Pharoah smite

Then Moses took on Zaius
Left the apes in disarray
And several decades later
Came to head the NRA

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Know 1 can hear you dream - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the final pun, though it took me a couple of second to get it. :-)
John Barry - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Fabulous ending! 15 commandments.
pickle - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I also remember Chuck Heston being on Dame Edna Everage's show and being mocked something awful. Maybe the Dame was anti-guns?
Steve - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
JB: Too bad that in the Mel Brooks version, Moses drops a tablet and we're left with only 10. Of course, I give mac the full 15.
Phil Alexander - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
mac - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, Steve, Pickle, John and Know!
John Jenkins - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Outstanding parody. Very clever ending.
Melhi - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it!
mac - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks John and Melhi!
Michael Pacholek - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Politics aside, Heston was a great actor. He even got to kiss Sophia Loren when he played El Cid. And let's not forget his "Saturday Night Live" sketch "The President Has Mustard On His Chin!" This is a fine tribute. Whoa unto thee, O Ones Guy, you damn dirty ape!
mac - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael! Damn. Sophia Loren still looks good. And she's what, 80? The magic of Hollywood.
Yahweh's Revenge - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh-Heh. Fun 5-5-5 for Yahweh, of course!

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