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Song Parodies -> "A teen Girl's version of the 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"A teen Girl's version of the 12 Days of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
xmasrebel88
The Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
A pound of See's candy
On the second day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to m
Two Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the third day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
Three back massages, 2 Celtic rings, and a pound of See's candy
On the fourth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the fifth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the sixth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the seventh day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings, and a pound of See's candy
On the eighth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
8 lace bras, 7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings, and a pound of See's candy
On the ninth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
9 cashmere sweaters, 8 lace bras, 7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy beras, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the tenth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
10 romance novels, 9 cashmere sweaters, 8 lace bras, 7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the eleventh day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
11 love poems, 10 romance novels, 9 cashmere sweaters, 8 lace bras, 7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the twelfth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
12 sweet kisses, 11 love poems, 10 romance novels, 9 cashmere sweaters, 8 lace bras, 7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy!
A pound of See's candy
On the second day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to m
Two Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the third day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
Three back massages, 2 Celtic rings, and a pound of See's candy
On the fourth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the fifth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the sixth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the seventh day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings, and a pound of See's candy
On the eighth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
8 lace bras, 7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings, and a pound of See's candy
On the ninth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
9 cashmere sweaters, 8 lace bras, 7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy beras, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the tenth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
10 romance novels, 9 cashmere sweaters, 8 lace bras, 7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the eleventh day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
11 love poems, 10 romance novels, 9 cashmere sweaters, 8 lace bras, 7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy
On the twelfth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me
12 sweet kisses, 11 love poems, 10 romance novels, 9 cashmere sweaters, 8 lace bras, 7 sexy thongs, 6 teddy bears, 5 pairs of earrings, 4 dozen roses, 3 back massages, 2 Celtic rings and a pound of See's candy!
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