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Song Parodies -> "Old McDougal"
Original Song Title:
"Old MacDonald"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Old McDougal"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Old McDougal had a ford
Thought you'd like to know
And on this ford were rusted shocks
Thought you'd like to know
With a squeak, squeak here and a squeak, squeak there
Here a squeak there a squeak
Everywhere a squeak, squeak
Old McDougal had a ford
Thought you'd like to know
Old McDougal learned to dance
Thought you'd like to know
And he'd dress in dance attire
Thought you'd like to know
With a moomoo here and a moomoo there
Here moomoo there moomoo
Everywhere a moomoo
Old McDougal had to dance
Thought you'd like to know
Old McDougal's a thrifty sort
Thought you'd like to know
Always looking to save a buck
Thought you'd like to know
With a cheap, cheap here and a cheap, cheap there
Here a cheap there a cheap
Everywhere a cheap, cheap
Old McDougal's a thrifty sort
Thought you'd like to know
Old McDougal disagreed
With everyone I know
Couldn't stand to comprehend
Thought you'd like to know
With a nay, nay here and a nay, nay there
here a nay there a nay
Everywhere a nay, nay
Old McDougal disagreed
With everyone I know
Old McDougal loved his guns
Thought you'd like to know
And all his guns were on gunracks
Always in a row
With a rack, rack here and a rack, rack there
Here a rack there a rack
Everywhere a rack, rack
Old McDougal loved his guns
Thought you'd like to know
Old McDougal had a barn
Thought you'd like to know
And in this barn he had moonshine
Thought you'd like to know
With a glug, glug here and a glug, glug there
Here a glug there a glug
Everywhere a glug, glug
Old McDougal had a barn
Thought you'd like to know
Old McDougal loved his drugs
Thought you'd like to know
Seems he claimed he liked the buzz
Thought you'd like to know
With a snort, snort here and a snort, snort there
Here a snort there a snort
Everywhere a snort, snort
He was busted by the fuzz
Thought you'd like to know
Thought you'd like to know
And on this ford were rusted shocks
Thought you'd like to know
With a squeak, squeak here and a squeak, squeak there
Here a squeak there a squeak
Everywhere a squeak, squeak
Old McDougal had a ford
Thought you'd like to know
Old McDougal learned to dance
Thought you'd like to know
And he'd dress in dance attire
Thought you'd like to know
With a moomoo here and a moomoo there
Here moomoo there moomoo
Everywhere a moomoo
Old McDougal had to dance
Thought you'd like to know
Old McDougal's a thrifty sort
Thought you'd like to know
Always looking to save a buck
Thought you'd like to know
With a cheap, cheap here and a cheap, cheap there
Here a cheap there a cheap
Everywhere a cheap, cheap
Old McDougal's a thrifty sort
Thought you'd like to know
Old McDougal disagreed
With everyone I know
Couldn't stand to comprehend
Thought you'd like to know
With a nay, nay here and a nay, nay there
here a nay there a nay
Everywhere a nay, nay
Old McDougal disagreed
With everyone I know
Old McDougal loved his guns
Thought you'd like to know
And all his guns were on gunracks
Always in a row
With a rack, rack here and a rack, rack there
Here a rack there a rack
Everywhere a rack, rack
Old McDougal loved his guns
Thought you'd like to know
Old McDougal had a barn
Thought you'd like to know
And in this barn he had moonshine
Thought you'd like to know
With a glug, glug here and a glug, glug there
Here a glug there a glug
Everywhere a glug, glug
Old McDougal had a barn
Thought you'd like to know
Old McDougal loved his drugs
Thought you'd like to know
Seems he claimed he liked the buzz
Thought you'd like to know
With a snort, snort here and a snort, snort there
Here a snort there a snort
Everywhere a snort, snort
He was busted by the fuzz
Thought you'd like to know
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Voting Results
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Voting Breakdown
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| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 8 | 9 | 9 |
User Comments
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This was pretty funny...thought you'd like to know, 5's
And clever.
As I once remarked on another parody of the same song:
"...a 5 vote here and a 5 vote there,
pacing 5, humor 5,
overall a big 5!"
"...a 5 vote here and a 5 vote there,
pacing 5, humor 5,
overall a big 5!"
old McArthur gave it 5s - thought you'd like to know
And to those fives, I add some more, Thought you'd like to know!
Stu McArthur's voting 5s
So's the rest of us
(so far it seems)
So's the rest of us
(so far it seems)
Anything that makes fun of Fords gets 5s from me.
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