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Song Parodies -> "The Bus Driver's Carol"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Bus Driver's Carol"

Parody Written by:

Anthony Harmon

The Lyrics

I'm a school bus driver, and I got my inspiration the other morning when a 5 year old was singing "Jingle Bells" as I went down the twisty, windy country roads in the 20 degree weather. I started running the lyrics through my head until I could get somewhere to write them all down.
Dashing down the road
In a big yel-low school sleigh
Over the hills we go
Screaming all the way (SIT DOWN!)
Bells and cell phones ring
Kids and parents gripe
What fun it is to drive a bus
and make it home at night!

Oh Jingle Bells, the bus smells
Someone ripped a seat
People wonder how we do this job
Oh so easily
Jingle Bells, Billy fell
Running to the bus
What would all these children do
If it weren't for us?

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Scathe - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Simply delightful :) 3 5's
Anthony - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for your comments!! All the bus drivers loved it, as well as school staff! I'm planning on doing another one for Substitute Teachers next year! hahaha
Cattie - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, i loved it, and my bus driver, BTW...

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