On bowling night
We meet down at the alley
Where we rent shoes
So we won't scuff their floor

Then we set out
To find a place to settle
But as we feared
There's no lanes open for us

We sit and wait
For what seems like hours
While others bowl
We send them dirty looks

Fall on your knees
You'll hear us howl with laughter
And pain be known
Yes pain will bring you down

On bowling night
A lane is finally open
So we sit down
And put on our shoes
On bowling night
We sit and talk for hours
While one man bowls
All the others put him down

"You cannot bowl
You've missed the pins completely!"
"A gutter ball
You should've closed your eyes!"

"Bowl, won't you please?
We need another good laugh!"
On bowling night
We find our inner child

Bowling night, we thrive
On bowling night, the nite is ours

Fall on your knees
Cause that's what we are after
Cover be blown
We're rolling on the floor

Bowling night, resign
On bowling night, the nite is ours
Bowling night, resign
On bowling night, bowling night
Bowling night, oh please resign