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Song Parodies -> "Blair Annoys"
Original Song Title:
"Zither Carol"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Blair Annoys"
Parody Written by:
Bobo
The Lyrics
I used to sing this song at school... I am glad now I get the chance to parodize it... and give it a new, highly political twist.
Girls and boys - Blair annoys - with his ploys
I'll warn you please don't vote for him
At the time - he was fine - now he whines
We just don't care
Way back then we voted for him
How could we come across so dim
Its a shame that he ain't called Tim
Else that would rhyme.
He will pay - soon one day - when he may
Realise his policies were c**p
Oh so wild, like a child, yet he smiled
Our minds he plagues.
Way back then we voted for him
How could we come across so dim
Its a shame that he ain't called Tim
Else that would rhyme.
2K1, he had done, something dumb
With foot and mouth disease that day
He thought the people he swayed would be
So very kind.
He is dim, plans so grim, angered him
Then we annoyed him once again
Every day - we would pray - couldn't stay
But then he won
Way back then we voted for him
How could we come across so dim
Its a shame that he ain't called Tim
Else that would rhyme...
Tony, your slime.
I'll warn you please don't vote for him
At the time - he was fine - now he whines
We just don't care
Way back then we voted for him
How could we come across so dim
Its a shame that he ain't called Tim
Else that would rhyme.
He will pay - soon one day - when he may
Realise his policies were c**p
Oh so wild, like a child, yet he smiled
Our minds he plagues.
Way back then we voted for him
How could we come across so dim
Its a shame that he ain't called Tim
Else that would rhyme.
2K1, he had done, something dumb
With foot and mouth disease that day
He thought the people he swayed would be
So very kind.
He is dim, plans so grim, angered him
Then we annoyed him once again
Every day - we would pray - couldn't stay
But then he won
Way back then we voted for him
How could we come across so dim
Its a shame that he ain't called Tim
Else that would rhyme...
Tony, your slime.
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