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Song Parodies -> "Where's The Corne Parc An Venton?"

Original Song Title:

"Oh When The Saints Go Marching In"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Where's The Corne Parc An Venton?"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

"When the corne is out of Parc an Venton..." entry for Meriadoc's challenge.
We're all starving in the kitchen
Just like we've done before
But we'll soon be so happy
Venton's coming from the store

Oh where's the corne Parc an Venton?
Where's the corne Parc an Venton?
Oh lord we'll have to eat the cucumbers
Where's the corne Parc an Venton?

It seems that they refuse to say
It seems that they refuse to say
It seems that they're still licking their fingers
Where's the corne Parc an Venton?

"When the corne is out of Parc
An Venton" goes back to the mart
We will not have to eat the cucumbers
Get more corne Parc an Venton

They'll be coming back today
They'll be coming back today
we will not have to eat the cucumbers
Where's the corne Parc an Venton?

Oh did they get lost at the mall?
Oh did they get lost at the mall?
Oh lord we'll have to eat the cucumbers
Where's the corne Parc an Venton?

Some say our anger's showing
But it's only when we feed
But we're waiting for that corne to
Show up when we all agree

When slow Venton brings the corne
When slow Venton brings the corne
we will not have to eat the cucumbers
Bring the corne Parc an Venton

If they ever bring the corne
If they ever bring the corne
We will not have to eat the cucumbers
Bring the corne Parc an Venton

Don't they know we will be mean?
Don't they know we will be mean?
Don't want to have to eat the cucumbers
Bring the corne Parc an Venton

When we all have corne to eat
When we all have corne to eat
We will not have to eat the cucumbers
Bring the corne Parc an Venton

When that Venton starts to cry
And that Parc is hung to dry
Oh lord we'll have to eat the cucumbers
Where's the corne Parc an Venton?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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Johnny D - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, hilarious, too much, too much!! 5's
Meriadoc - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for entering Tim! I'll cast a vote once we get the contest up and running, but good job!
Phil Alexander - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ain't it funny the way the 'r' and 'n' run together to look like an 'm' at times? I kept thinking "come" rather than "corne" reading this (and the others, 'tis true). Good job, Tim :-)
Stuart McArthur - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
nice Tim - so what have you got against them cucumbers anyhows? - 555 (good on you for joining in)
Peregrin - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Tim. I am surprised that JD didn't work a cucumber into his parody (that sounds a bit strange hey?)
Andy Roper - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Cucumbers on sandwiches are a taste sensation.....! Good job!
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothing wrong with cucumbers except they're dangerus, haven't you heard of "Harry Potter and the cucumber of secrets"...? :-)
Stuart McArthur - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
(weird) already commented
Meriadoc - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(PAV contest) Johnny D. could probably argue that the cucumbers would serve the same use as the corne - hee hee. ;-D
Johnny D - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Cuke
Cuke
Cuke
Cuke a girl
Cuke
Cuke
Cuke a girl
Cuke
Cuke
Cuke a girl
Cuke
Cuke

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