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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Bells (School version)"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jingle Bells (School version)"
Parody Written by:
Kim G.
The Lyrics
This is my first solo parody- I did one with my brother a month or so ago. This is all about me complaining about school- algebra in particular. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas! :)
Dashing through the Halls
In a pair of Union-Baysİ
Off to class I go
Tripping down stairways
Bells in classrooms ring
Students start to write
What fun it is to add and graph
Math equations all night
Oh, Jingle Bells, School Compels
Me to Fall asleep
My teachers all insist on giving homework by the heap
Oh, Jingle Bells, School Compels
Me to Fall asleep
My teachers all insist on giving homework by the heap!
In a pair of Union-Baysİ
Off to class I go
Tripping down stairways
Bells in classrooms ring
Students start to write
What fun it is to add and graph
Math equations all night
Oh, Jingle Bells, School Compels
Me to Fall asleep
My teachers all insist on giving homework by the heap
Oh, Jingle Bells, School Compels
Me to Fall asleep
My teachers all insist on giving homework by the heap!
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Kim, should've had a line like this... ;-)
Advanced math is not fun
I never will get done
I'd love to test the teachers
Just to see how well they rate
Advanced math is not fun
I never will get done
I'd love to test the teachers
Just to see how well they rate
Hahaha
so nice
However, done and rate don't rhyme. Jingle bells goes by an ABCB rhyme scheme.
I think you need to do a full song not just a little bit
Shhh, don't tell Kim what to do, coolgirl. This one's a great song and can be heard anywhere in school.
JINGLE BELLS, BATMAN SELLS,BAT COOKIES BY THE LOAD,YOU HAVE EIGHT,AND THEY LOOK GREAT,ON ICE CREAM ALA MODE
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