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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Bells (School version)"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Jingle Bells (School version)"

Parody Written by:

Kim G.

The Lyrics

This is my first solo parody- I did one with my brother a month or so ago. This is all about me complaining about school- algebra in particular. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas! :)
Dashing through the Halls
In a pair of Union-Baysİ
Off to class I go
Tripping down stairways

Bells in classrooms ring
Students start to write
What fun it is to add and graph
Math equations all night

Oh, Jingle Bells, School Compels
Me to Fall asleep
My teachers all insist on giving homework by the heap
Oh, Jingle Bells, School Compels
Me to Fall asleep
My teachers all insist on giving homework by the heap!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 54

Voting Breakdown

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Tim Mayfield - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Kim, should've had a line like this... ;-)

Advanced math is not fun
I never will get done
I'd love to test the teachers
Just to see how well they rate
titi - November 29, 2014 - Report this comment
Hahaha
lorraine - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
so nice
John - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
However, done and rate don't rhyme. Jingle bells goes by an ABCB rhyme scheme.
Coolgirl - December 20, 2018 - Report this comment
I think you need to do a full song not just a little bit
Darius Whitehead - December 21, 2018 - Report this comment
Shhh, don't tell Kim what to do, coolgirl. This one's a great song and can be heard anywhere in school.
Alpha Skua - November 20, 2019 - Report this comment
JINGLE BELLS, BATMAN SELLS,BAT COOKIES BY THE LOAD,YOU HAVE EIGHT,AND THEY LOOK GREAT,ON ICE CREAM ALA MODE

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