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Song Parodies -> "A Little Brown Won't Hurt The Ham"
Original Song Title:
"O Little Town of Bethlehem"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"A Little Brown Won't Hurt The Ham"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
A little brown won't hurt the ham
And meat that's green delights
A bit of dysentary makes
Everything come out right
Yes indigestion brings us
Pleasures throughout the night
The burps and farts of all those here
Are blown into the night
For cry'ng out loud don't tarry
Too long in the outhouse
For others need to take a pee
And retch out their insides
A warning for beginners
Before you eat your fill
You may want to see a doctor
Before you eat this meal
A little brown won't hurt the ham
And meat that's green delights
A bit of dysentary makes
Everything come out right
Yes indigestion brings us
Pleasures throughout the night
The burps and farts of all those here
Are blown into the night
And meat that's green delights
A bit of dysentary makes
Everything come out right
Yes indigestion brings us
Pleasures throughout the night
The burps and farts of all those here
Are blown into the night
For cry'ng out loud don't tarry
Too long in the outhouse
For others need to take a pee
And retch out their insides
A warning for beginners
Before you eat your fill
You may want to see a doctor
Before you eat this meal
A little brown won't hurt the ham
And meat that's green delights
A bit of dysentary makes
Everything come out right
Yes indigestion brings us
Pleasures throughout the night
The burps and farts of all those here
Are blown into the night
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Made me want to puke, but certainly not 111 material. Bad One Guy! Bad!
I'm more generous with a 343. Could have written a second chorus or bridge, and the bridge itself was a bit off in pacing.
Ah - so what is the meat is a little fuzzy? Just add more spices! ;-D
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