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Song Parodies -> "Decorate Your Father's Belly"

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Decorate Your Father's Belly"

Parody Written by:

Mini Wini

The Lyrics

My cousin made up the start of this; I just finished it off.
Decorate your father's belly
Fa la la la la la la la la

While he's sleeping by the telly
Fa la la la la la la la la

Get a strawb'ry flavoured bon-bon
Fa la la la la la la la la

Squirt some chocolate sauce upon him
Fa la la la la la la la la

If your dad begins to waken
Fa la la la la la la la la

Hide the tinsel covered bacon
Fa la la la la la la la la

Tell him that he looks delicious
Fa la la la la la la la la

Run like hell; he might get vicious!
Fa la la la la la la la la.

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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 15

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Johnny D - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah-HA! You cheeky imps!
alvin rhodes - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
tinsel covered bacon...hmmmm....sign me up...5s
Da Phoenix - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm...this bears more than a passing resemblance to the parody "Decorate Your Father's Belly" from the book "Bart Simpson's Guide to Life," with only a few words in the first verse changed and some verses left out. The second verse--the last in the Bart version--the words are exactly the same. Verrrrry interesting...
Shade - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Da phoenix is right! I have the book Stop taking credit for other people's talent moron!
Leprechaun - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL!!! ROTFL!!!!!
Someone - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Did you steal this from Bart Simpson's guide to life book. Although this is shortened. Still funny though! :)
flower - December 11, 2010 - Report this comment
yeah ur cousin didnt make that up...aside from the last 2 lines in the first part of the song its exactly the same as barts simpsons guide to life book (which is awsome by the way lolz)...
Noriko - December 18, 2010 - Report this comment
BOO-URNS! This is mostly from Bart Simpson's Guide to Life!
Bodysnatcher - January 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I heard this long before The Simpsons existed. Given it uses 'telly' it's like to be British in origin.

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