-> "Shingle Nails"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Parody Song Title:
"Shingle Nails"
The Lyrics
A night or two ago
I climbed up on the house,
I gasped at what I saw,
And hollered for my spouse...
The shingles were not tight,
I knew this was not good,
So, I commenced to hammering,
It woke the neighborhood...
Oh, Shingle Nails, Shingle Nails,
Shingle all the way
'Gotta' nail these shingles down,
For Santa and his sleigh...
Shingle Nails, Shingle Nails,
Christmas coming fast
'Can't have Santa falling down,
And wind up in a cast
I "tap tap" through the night,
It echo's like a drum
Sometimes there's an "Ouch"
That's when I hit my thumb...
At first, the neighbor's screamed,
"We can't sleep! Please come down!"
But then when I explained my plight,
They climbed their roofs to pound...
Oh, Shingle Nails, Shingle Nails,
Shingle all the way,
'Gotta nail these shingles down,
For Santa and his sleigh...
Shingle Nails, Shingle Nails,
Christmas coming fast
'Can't have Santa falling down
And wind up in a cast..
Tap!..Tap!..Tap!
Tap!...Tap!...Tap!
Tap!..Tap!..Tap!..Tap!..Tap!
The houses are all ready now,
For Santa on Christmas Eve...
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