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Song Parodies -> "An Insomniac's Lament"

Original Song Title:

"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"An Insomniac's Lament"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I think I will soon have to join 99BOBOTWPA!
(99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall Parodists Anonymous)
99 minutes for sleep in my bed
99 minutes for sleep
When one of those minutes to quickly has fled
98 minutes for sleep in my bed!

98 minutes for sleep in my bed
98 minutes for sleep
When one of those minutes to quickly has fled
97 minutes for sleep in my bed!

97 minutes for sleep in my bed
97 minutes for sleep
When one of those minutes to quickly has fled
96 minutes for sleep in my bed!

96 minutes for sleep in my bed
96 minutes for sleep
When one of those minutes to quickly has fled
95 minutes for sleep in my bed!

Etc
© Peter Andersson.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Stuart McArthur - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Have you ever thought of parodying this whole song, K1??? - just kidding - can't really vote on this, having been spoiled by yesterday's effort
Steven Cavanagh - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
That imprints flashing red clock numbers on my brain.
Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Peter, it sounds like you need a good stiff Jägermeister-Cloudberry Liqueur-Melatonin cocktail.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart: I guess you did anyway, but just in case it was someone else that threw that third vote I can see before my eyes, let me tell you that I won't lose any sleep over it.

Steven: The flashing numbers on my clock are green, like a Jedi's lightsaber. I hope yours isn't red… :-)

Johnny: Either that or an 18 year old blonde with exhausting qualities. Or both. :-)
Tim Mayfield - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know when you'd sing this, but funny anyways. Talking in one's sleep is normal, singing in one's sleep is hilarious.

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