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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Clothes Were Layin' Around"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Clothes Were Layin' Around"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I tried to watch out, to see this red guy,
Nearby chimney spout, his suit I did spy.
Santa's clothes were layin' around,
Santa's clothes were layin' around,
Santa's clothes were layin' around.

Was something amiss, I'll tell you concise,
I think I found out, he's naughty not nice.
Santa's clothes were layin' around,
Santa's clothes were layin' around,
Santa's clothes were layin' around.

I don't think he was sleeping,
He wrestled with a snake.
He fought with it the best he could,
As it puked a mess did make.

He pulled his watch out, and said an "oh my",
"Get back to my route, the time so does fly".
Santa's clothes were layin' around,
Santa's clothes were layin' around,
Santa's clothes were layin' around.

Then Mom blew a kiss, and said. "It's been nice,
I'm havin' no doubt that Santa came twice.
Santa's clothes were layin' around,
Santa's clothes were layin' around,
Santa's clothes were layin' around...
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Overall Rating: 4.3
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Adagio - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!,
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"I don't think he was sleeping,
He wrestled with a snake.,
He fought with it the best he could,,
As it puked a mess did make.
John Barry - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You know why Santa and Mrs. Clause have no children? Because he only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney.
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
funny as hell....5s
Johnny D - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ho Ho HO. 5's
Steven Cavanagh - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS is the guy that sees me when I'm sleeping?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
And I thought it was snow sprinkling down on a White Christmas. Great parody, Guy!
... - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This was really funny, Guy! 5-5-5 for sure! :)
Stuart McArthur - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Way before Bad Santa the movie, I used to hire someone to be Bad Santa at my Xmas parties - somehow bad Santas appeal more to me than the traditional type - 555
Meriadoc - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very naughty, Guy!
Billy Florio - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, Guy, Guy....what are we gonna go with you when you write stuff this good.....great job
Katdaddy - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
not to be a prude, I liked the rhyme and pacing but the subject matter was totally gross and X-rated. I know this is afree counrty but save it for the adult message boards.
John Jenkins - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever parody, Guy, but I have 2 issues with it. The correct verb is lying, not laying, and I'm not familiar with a version of the OS with the Santa Claus line sung 3 times in a row.
Guy - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
John - Original lyrics came from Webfitz.com at this URL:

http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/xmas/16xmas.html

And I know that it's lying and not laying but it's a little kid singing it and most kids use lay instead of lie. Glad you liked it despite the descrepancies.
John Jenkins - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't argue with your response, Guy. Thanks for explaining.
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Now it can be told: "Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, you vixen!"

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