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Song Parodies -> "Yasser, Got Low Platelets"

Original Song Title:

"Yessir, That's My Baby"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Yasser, Got Low Platelets"

Parody Written by:

Nazi Terror Rat

The Lyrics

Yasser—got low platelets,
Terrorist awaits death,
Yasser—soon in Hades, wow!

Yasser—gonna fly him,
Paris, where he's dying,
Sooner, the better. Go now!!

I can't wait, I can't wait,
Until he reaches hell's hot gate.

Yasser—got low platelets,
Terrorist awaits death
Yasser—soon in Hades, wow!!!

I can't wait, I can't wait,
Until he reaches hell's hot gate.

Yasser—world's awaiting
Your obliteration.
Standing ovation soon now!!!!
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MasonR - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a shame he seems to be dying of natural causes, unlike the thousands who were killed on his orders.
Guy - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I heard he wanted a country burial. Too bad he ain't got a country.
Steve K. - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Yasser once had a country. He was born in Egypt. The leader of the Palestinians is, in fact, not Palestinian himself.

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