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Song Parodies -> "A Message From The AFLAC Duck"

Original Song Title:

"Battle Hymn of the Republic"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"A Message From The AFLAC Duck"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

I only wrote two verses, but it still comes in clear
We all have seen the white duck waddling on the TV screen
No matter what ad he is in, he'll always makes a scene
He says a two-syllable word that hits you in the bean
His message comes in clear!

AFLAC! AFLAC! Says the white duck!
AFLAC! AFLAC! Says the white duck!
AFLAC! AFLAC! Says the white duck!
His message comes in clear!

They want accident, cancer, and short-term disability
There are many employees wanting to guard family
Insuring against expenses that they don't want to see
His message comes in clear!

AFLAC! AFLAC! Says the white duck!
AFLAC! AFLAC! Says the white duck!
AFLAC! AFLAC! Says the white duck!
His message comes in clear!
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Michael Pacholek - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
And they give ya cash! Which is just as good as money!
Meriadoc - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute, Tim! I have a soft spot for that annoying commercial, as I know one of the people who appeared in the original one (the guys on the park bench).
MasonR - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This quacked me up!
Rotten Tomato - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
A little problem with the scanning. But overall, the song is hilarious keep up the good work!
A. Person - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
It sure is hilarious! AFLAAAAAAC!!

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