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Song Parodies -> "Michael Know Typos Galore"
Original Song Title:
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Michael Know Typos Galore"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
In the spirit of typographical errors (usually abbreviated to "typos"), here's a song with one or sometimes two letters changed in each line (yes, it only takes two wrong letters to get from "pastures" to "pustules"!)
Michael tow the goat ashore, hallelujah
Michael bow the coat awhore, hallelujah
Sister Gary grim she mail, hallelujah
Mister Mary prim female, hallelujah
The liver garden's deep and wide, hallelujah
Greek pustules on the other hide, hallelujah
Michael row the brat a shove, hallelujah
Michael rot the boar as gore, hallelujah
Fister Mary twim the dail, hallelujah
Sinter many trip the wail, hallelujah
Jordan's drivel is shilly and bold, hallelujah
Chills the bogy but not the foul, hallelujah
Michael rob the boat as hire, hallelujah
Michael roo the boot ashure, hallelujah
Sixter vary trix the jail, hallelujah
Sisier Marx brim the rail, hallelujah
The rider is beep and the giver is wine, hallelujah
Silk and money on the other ride, hallelujah
Michael roe the bolt a shone, hallelujah
Michael wow the bost ash ore, hallelujah
Oister nary trig the nail, hallelujah
Sitter Mark trio she fail, hallelujah
Michael bow the coat awhore, hallelujah
Sister Gary grim she mail, hallelujah
Mister Mary prim female, hallelujah
The liver garden's deep and wide, hallelujah
Greek pustules on the other hide, hallelujah
Michael row the brat a shove, hallelujah
Michael rot the boar as gore, hallelujah
Fister Mary twim the dail, hallelujah
Sinter many trip the wail, hallelujah
Jordan's drivel is shilly and bold, hallelujah
Chills the bogy but not the foul, hallelujah
Michael rob the boat as hire, hallelujah
Michael roo the boot ashure, hallelujah
Sixter vary trix the jail, hallelujah
Sisier Marx brim the rail, hallelujah
The rider is beep and the giver is wine, hallelujah
Silk and money on the other ride, hallelujah
Michael roe the bolt a shone, hallelujah
Michael wow the bost ash ore, hallelujah
Oister nary trig the nail, hallelujah
Sitter Mark trio she fail, hallelujah
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Did I say "in each line?" I meant in each word...
Brilliant.
Ash says it best.
Always great parodies Phil and this is no exception 5's
Philbo I thought this deserved fine, live jive!
Two T's....Tricky and terrific
Nice parody Phil, but since it was you, I kept trying to read deeper meanings in every line.... ;-D
:-) What, Merry, you mean you didn't spot the inner psychological soul laid bare with every nuance?
Well, let's give it a try....
"Jordan's drivel is shilly and bold"
"Silk and money on the other ride"
"Sisier Marx brim the rail"
Deep seated fears of organized religion and conservative government, mixed with hidden communistic tendencies... hee hee. That'll be 5 cents, please. ;-)
"Jordan's drivel is shilly and bold"
"Silk and money on the other ride"
"Sisier Marx brim the rail"
Deep seated fears of organized religion and conservative government, mixed with hidden communistic tendencies... hee hee. That'll be 5 cents, please. ;-)
good one Phil - I found it nitty and abusing - I couldn't stop baughing - (BOL) - 555
I bound thus berry abusing Phul. Goob jot!
Vary goof worm!! Oh..that joke's already been done...555
I love parodies that just play with sound and language simply for the fun of it!
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