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Song Parodies -> "Battle Hymn of Our Democracy"

Original Song Title:

"Battle Hymn of The Republic"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Battle Hymn of Our Democracy"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Donkeys

The Lyrics

Mine eyes have seen the story of the missing weapons-hoard
Proving that our President Bush lied and lied and lied some more
So go out there on Election Day and say to Bush "No more!"
His lies are marching on!

Pull the lever for John Kerry!
Dubya's fascism is scary!
Send Bush back home to the prairie - his lies are marching on!

You have seen the TV news reports from Baghdad's battlegrounds
You have seen the pictures, read the stories, even heard the sounds
So go out there on Election Day and vote the Dubya down!
His lies are marching on!

Pull the lever for John Kerry!
Dubya's fascism is scary!
Send Bush back home to the prairie - his lies are marching on!

Our country's a democracy where voters get to say
Who our nation's President will be on each Election Day
So go out there on November second and tell Bush "No way!"
His lies are marching on!

Pull the lever for John Kerry!
Dubya's fascism is scary!
Send Bush back home to the prairie - his lies are marching on!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
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 2
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
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 4   3
 3
 2
 
 5   12
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Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Minor pacing problems, but the rhymes were decent and the arguments against Bush go beyond simple name-calling. 4's all round...
Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Despite that fact that I did this one in January (The Battle Hymn of the Republican"), I had to give this one five votes.
Inferno714 - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
It was paced very well. Not as funny as some of the other ones, and I support Bush. 5-2-3.
Adagio - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
At least there was not as much name-calling in this one. Who are you hiding behind that name?
Phil Alexander - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Despite that fact that I did this one last October (The Battle Hymn of the Republicans")... still like MP's variant, they're all kind of different.

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