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Song Parodies -> "The Analysis Song"

Original Song Title:

"Clementine"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Analysis Song"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

As a freshman, years ago I
analysis had to do;
what I found was quite a surprise
what it was I never knew

If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why

Organics on second year and
synthesis was now my task:
Yes I got some stuff prepared but
it all got stuck on my flask

If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why

PhysChem is the thing that really
makes you scared so easily
Even basics got me fizzled -
what the heck is entropy?

If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why

Unit operations, that's where
finally my spirit died;
good old skill, the distillation
wouldn't succeed when I tried

If I'd ever, if I'd ever
get results I could rely;
molecules do what they want to
iones as well, I don't know why
PhysChem = physical chemistry - the thing which finally gets you to understand that you are the absolute zero...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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2Eagle - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A witty change of pace from poo and fart songs.
Rick D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm looking forward to seeing your bio. You get to put one on after you do 25 parodies.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing limps here and there, but it's clever and not too technical for someone else who almost failed physical science to follow. 4-5-5...
Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of my M.I.T. days.
Phil Alexander - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Now, verse three I can really relate to...
Sweet Indigo - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I feel your pain. Just spent two weeks working on something only for all the results to conclude my samples are unusable. Sigh. Well, that's biology for you. And organic chemistry... sigh...

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