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Song Parodies -> "The Tipsy Strip-for-hire"

Original Song Title:

"The Itsy Bitsy Spider"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Tipsy Strip-for-hire"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

The tipsy tipsy diner climbed on the table top
Off came her shirt and made our eyes go pop
Out came the ones and dried up all her fear
So the tipsy strip-for-hire now has a new career

The tipsy strip-for-hire climbed down upon my lap
In walked my wife and made me say OH CRAP
Out came a gun and blew up both our brains
So the tipsy strip-for-hire will never strip again
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9
Total Votes: 15

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Agrimorfee - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Tee-hee, I would love to see what hand motions would be used in a performance of THIS song. :0:). 545.
Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You sick twisted bastards. I shall punish you with three 5's and the words "well done".
John Barry - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A funny and moral lesson.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this about Al Bundy?
Rick D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I wish I had this version when my kids were little. Shock that pre-school!
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like something they'd sing on South Park or Adult Swim...cute contrast with the kiddie audience of the original. Fives all round!
Dee Range - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Evil, mean, wicked, bad, and nasty. I loved it. 5 5 5
Phil Alexander - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
:-)
Billy Florio - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
3 $5 dollar bills..lol...nice
alvin rhodes - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
love the happy ending....5s
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't WAIT for the video.
Alpha Skua - June 17, 2020 - Report this comment
Way too much Spider Cider

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