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Song Parodies -> "Bands Of Orcs Are Coming To Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Bands Of Orcs Are Coming To Town"
Parody Written by:
Steven Cavanagh
The Lyrics
You better watch out
get ready to fight
you'll notice my sword is glowing with light
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!
They're shaking their fists!
They're speckled with lice!
They all agree man-flesh tastes rather nice!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town.
They'll hand us quite a beating
They'll pillage, loot and rape.
They don't care if you're raw or cooked
and they burn things in their wake!
So you better watch out
we fight or we die!
Unsheath every sword,
let all arrows fly!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!
The boys and girls in Rohan
should take their steeds and flee
and every young and old man
make a stand here at Helms Deep!
So you better watch out
and stifle your fear.
We'll hold until Gandalf
can get his butt here!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!
get ready to fight
you'll notice my sword is glowing with light
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!
They're shaking their fists!
They're speckled with lice!
They all agree man-flesh tastes rather nice!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town.
They'll hand us quite a beating
They'll pillage, loot and rape.
They don't care if you're raw or cooked
and they burn things in their wake!
So you better watch out
we fight or we die!
Unsheath every sword,
let all arrows fly!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!
The boys and girls in Rohan
should take their steeds and flee
and every young and old man
make a stand here at Helms Deep!
So you better watch out
and stifle your fear.
We'll hold until Gandalf
can get his butt here!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!
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Delightful, Steven, simply delightful! 5's
wonderfully twisted...good pacing....nice job
Q: What's the difference between a band of orcs coming to town and a political rally coming to town.
A: If you can't tell straight up then you really outta stay home on election day...
A: If you can't tell straight up then you really outta stay home on election day...
Tolkien may be among the most used parody topics here; still, I'm glad to see an original twist on the theme, in some rather offbeat language. 5's all round!
So...yeah...you kind of had to know I'd like this...=) 5s...
Gre4at work, all 5's
I don't like fantasy lit, but this is very funny.
I'll read LOTR parodies all day long if they're this funny. And I don't care for LOTR much.
Excellent!
Excellent. 5-5-5
Nicely Orcestrated. Love your stuff.
Stunning! 5s all around!
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