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Song Parodies -> "I've Been Waitin' On A Download"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Workin' On The Railroad"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I've Been Waitin' On A Download"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I've been waitin' on a download,
On my old Gateway.
Sittin' waitin' on a download,
Sittin' stuck on this display.
What's that download module showing?
Wake up I'm feelin' so forlorn,
Though I fear it's mappin' routing,
For a virus worm.

Data, won't you flow,
Even if you're slow,
Shouldn't try to download porn-or-orn,
Just a little show,
IMed from some ho,
"Would ya like to blow my horn"?

Somethin' is a glitchin' my data,
Somethin' is a glitchin' the flo-o-ow,
Shouldn't been a hitchin' my rout-a,
Funnin' with that online ho.

Free a little I-O,
Free a little I-O-O-O-O,
Free a little I-O,
'Nuff to stop that old macro.
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7
Total Votes: 21

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
As the former owner of a Gateway PC that was mind-numbingly slow till it died of old age...I can certainly sympathize with the frustration behind this song. The off-color bits detracted from the real humor, though: even a squeaky-clean download can take forever, and not all Net users care for porn. 5-4-4 here!
Arwen - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
The title alone made me chuckle, Guy...and the parody sure delivered. 5s!
Marilyn C. - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Ingy, Ingy... without porn, there would BE no Net. Well done, Guy.
Royce Miller - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree, very well done
Adagio - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Another funny one! 5's
John Barry - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Rise up from girlies in the porn. Very funny.
alvin rhodes - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
a wondrous anthem to be sure...nice job
Joelle - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
5's! This was great!
Johnny D - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this one, Guy --- great work as always.
Michael Pacholek - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait no more for your fives.
Serafina - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I absolutely loved this one! 5-5-5! :)
2Eagle - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
That could have been written by me. You beat me to it and did a better job.
robbie - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
good jobbbbbbbbbb =]

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