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Song Parodies -> "Viagra And Nitro Don't Mix"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Viagra And Nitro Don't Mix"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
As someone working half time in a cardiac ward I feel it is my obligation to give you this little educational story about the dangers of mixing Viagra and heart medicine.
My Godness, I have no erection
My Godness, thereīs nothing to see
My Godness, I have no erection
So bring some Viagra to me
Bring some, bring some
Bring some Viagra to me, to me
Bring some, bring some
Oh, bring some Viagra to me
And now that she said she would swallow
And now that sheīs steaming in bed
And now that she said she would swallow
Iīm watching my manhood go dead
Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me
It blows that I have no erection
It sucks that I canīt get it up
It blows that I have no erection
It sucks that she canīt drain the cup
Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me
My manhood is pointing to China
Please woman! Stop laughing at me!
Iīm going down south, Carolina
No main dish, just supper for me
Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me
My Godness, now here comes angina
My ticker is getting me down
Iīm gonna choke in this v*g*na
My Godness, Iīm dying face down
Cardi-ac shock
Viagra and Nitro and chicks, donīt mix
Cardi-ac shock
Viagra and Nitro donīt mix!
My Godness, thereīs nothing to see
My Godness, I have no erection
So bring some Viagra to me
Bring some, bring some
Bring some Viagra to me, to me
Bring some, bring some
Oh, bring some Viagra to me
And now that she said she would swallow
And now that sheīs steaming in bed
And now that she said she would swallow
Iīm watching my manhood go dead
Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me
It blows that I have no erection
It sucks that I canīt get it up
It blows that I have no erection
It sucks that she canīt drain the cup
Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me
My manhood is pointing to China
Please woman! Stop laughing at me!
Iīm going down south, Carolina
No main dish, just supper for me
Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me
My Godness, now here comes angina
My ticker is getting me down
Iīm gonna choke in this v*g*na
My Godness, Iīm dying face down
Cardi-ac shock
Viagra and Nitro and chicks, donīt mix
Cardi-ac shock
Viagra and Nitro donīt mix!
Đ Peter Andersson
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Perfect pacing. And how you got this one through. . .?
'Tis a day for Scottish parodies, aye, Swedish Laddy!
Thanx John and Johnny! I guess it must have been a close call, maybe it helped that I choosed a neutral title over what would have been if going with the matching line from the original. And I did star out the most offensive word (to those sensitive to such). And technically the narrator never gets some so itīs not about the actual act, at least thatīs what Bill Clintonīs defense would be. ;-)
well, hell, i can live without a heart....5s
But Alvin, then you'd be a "Tin Man" .... oh, wait a minute, never mind.
But Johnny, Oz never did give nothin' to the Tin Man that he didn't, didn't already have!
clever good job 555
Delightful!! 5's
Oh, Johnny... what can I say? Howsabout: "Nothing could be finer than to die in a "... hold on, maybe not ;-)
oops... sorry Peter, I just kind of assumed this was a JD parody :-)
Hmm, it would appear my reputation precedes me to the point of standing-out far, far ahead of me, long before I enter the virtual room. ;-)
I can imagine worse things than being mistaken for having the mind/imagination of Johnny D. No wait, I can't... ;-)
I can imagine worse things than having the Swedish meatballs of K1chyd.....like having the mind/imagination of Johnny D.....wait, I already do....okay, everybody can stop waiting, joke's over. ;-)
SOTM Already voted
SOTM - Funny and clever. I guess when you get too old to cut the mustard you can always lick the jar.
Cool way to turn a boring health warning into a hilarious joke.
SOTM--Oh, I thought I'd commented on this before...hmmm. Nice work K1...=)
Funny stuff, Know 1 can help your Peter. The "south, Carolina" verse is classic. And thanks for the health warning - I'll cut back on the nitro.
(SOTM) Damn, damnitall, you guys are making it very hard to pick a clearcut winner this month! 555
(SOTM) *Ralph Wiggum voice* Neither do Nitro and Glycerin!
This glorious parody really touched my heart.
This glorious parody really touched my heart.
How bout Cialis? Funny stuff.
Know 1 - Very fine job here, not to mention an excellent "Public (or maybe I should say "Pubic") Service"...5's
SOTM -- Thanks to this parody, the next time I tell someone (s)he's as funny as a heart attack, it will be a compliment. Funny stuff, K1!
Very good, K1chyd, particularly the "China" line.
very funny .. somehow the original song is such a silly tune that it makes the lyric funnier... soem very nice lines here..
(SOTM) See above!
I have the Tony Sheridan version (with backing by the (early) Beatles) of this song and singing this along to it made me laugh! Good one
(SOTM) I grew up on the Mitch Miller sing along version. Now I am imagining the little ball bouncing over the lyrics of this parody - eeek! ;-D
I've seen some videos that make me want to argue otherwise, but nice one anyway. Really good job with the refrain.
Oh s**t, is jonny back?
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