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Song Parodies -> "Viagra And Nitro Don't Mix"

Original Song Title:

"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Viagra And Nitro Don't Mix"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

As someone working half time in a cardiac ward I feel it is my obligation to give you this little educational story about the dangers of mixing Viagra and heart medicine.
My Godness, I have no erection
My Godness, thereīs nothing to see
My Godness, I have no erection
So bring some Viagra to me

Bring some, bring some
Bring some Viagra to me, to me
Bring some, bring some
Oh, bring some Viagra to me

And now that she said she would swallow
And now that sheīs steaming in bed
And now that she said she would swallow
Iīm watching my manhood go dead

Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me

It blows that I have no erection
It sucks that I canīt get it up
It blows that I have no erection
It sucks that she canīt drain the cup

Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me

My manhood is pointing to China
Please woman! Stop laughing at me!
Iīm going down south, Carolina
No main dish, just supper for me

Bring more, bring more
Bring more Viagra to me, to me
Bring more, bring more
Oh, bring more Viagra to me

My Godness, now here comes angina
My ticker is getting me down
Iīm gonna choke in this v*g*na
My Godness, Iīm dying face down

Cardi-ac shock
Viagra and Nitro and chicks, donīt mix
Cardi-ac shock
Viagra and Nitro donīt mix!
Đ Peter Andersson

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 23

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John Barry - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect pacing. And how you got this one through. . .?
Johnny D - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
'Tis a day for Scottish parodies, aye, Swedish Laddy!
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx John and Johnny! I guess it must have been a close call, maybe it helped that I choosed a neutral title over what would have been if going with the matching line from the original. And I did star out the most offensive word (to those sensitive to such). And technically the narrator never gets some so itīs not about the actual act, at least thatīs what Bill Clintonīs defense would be. ;-)
alvin rhodes - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
well, hell, i can live without a heart....5s
Johnny D - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
But Alvin, then you'd be a "Tin Man" .... oh, wait a minute, never mind.
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
But Johnny, Oz never did give nothin' to the Tin Man that he didn't, didn't already have!
M-Dawg - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
clever good job 555
Adagio - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Delightful!! 5's
Phil Alexander - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, Johnny... what can I say? Howsabout: "Nothing could be finer than to die in a "... hold on, maybe not ;-)
Phil Alexander - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
oops... sorry Peter, I just kind of assumed this was a JD parody :-)
Johnny D - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm, it would appear my reputation precedes me to the point of standing-out far, far ahead of me, long before I enter the virtual room. ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I can imagine worse things than being mistaken for having the mind/imagination of Johnny D. No wait, I can't... ;-)
Johnny D - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I can imagine worse things than having the Swedish meatballs of K1chyd.....like having the mind/imagination of Johnny D.....wait, I already do....okay, everybody can stop waiting, joke's over. ;-)
Adagio - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Already voted
Guy - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - Funny and clever. I guess when you get too old to cut the mustard you can always lick the jar.
Rick D - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool way to turn a boring health warning into a hilarious joke.
Arwen - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--Oh, I thought I'd commented on this before...hmmm. Nice work K1...=)
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Know 1 can help your Peter. The "south, Carolina" verse is classic. And thanks for the health warning - I'll cut back on the nitro.
Agrimorfee - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Damn, damnitall, you guys are making it very hard to pick a clearcut winner this month! 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) *Ralph Wiggum voice* Neither do Nitro and Glycerin!
This glorious parody really touched my heart.
Claude Prez - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
How bout Cialis? Funny stuff.
Paul Robinson - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Know 1 - Very fine job here, not to mention an excellent "Public (or maybe I should say "Pubic") Service"...5's
Melhi - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM -- Thanks to this parody, the next time I tell someone (s)he's as funny as a heart attack, it will be a compliment. Funny stuff, K1!
John Jenkins - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good, K1chyd, particularly the "China" line.
martha - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny .. somehow the original song is such a silly tune that it makes the lyric funnier... soem very nice lines here..
Johnny D - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Peregrin - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I have the Tony Sheridan version (with backing by the (early) Beatles) of this song and singing this along to it made me laugh! Good one
Meriadoc - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I grew up on the Mitch Miller sing along version. Now I am imagining the little ball bouncing over the lyrics of this parody - eeek! ;-D
2nz - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I've seen some videos that make me want to argue otherwise, but nice one anyway. Really good job with the refrain.
Guest - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh s**t, is jonny back?

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