Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Wally, Willy, Welly, and Woolly
The Lyrics
For all you guys who were dumped
On the first day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me a drunk guy in an RV
On the second day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the third day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the fourth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the fifth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the sixth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the seventh day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the eighth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me eight bombs exploding, seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the ninth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me nine Vikings hacking, eight bombs exploding, seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the tenth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me ten axes flying, nine Vikings hacking, eight bombs exploding, seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me eleven pepper cans spraying, ten axes flying, nine Vikings hacking, eight bombs exploding, seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me twelve clobbers clobbing, eleven pepper cans spraying, ten axes flying, nine Vikings hacking, eight bombs exploding, seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
Happy Holidays from Wally, Willy, Welly, and Woolly
On the second day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the third day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the fourth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the fifth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the sixth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the seventh day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the eighth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me eight bombs exploding, seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the ninth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me nine Vikings hacking, eight bombs exploding, seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the tenth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me ten axes flying, nine Vikings hacking, eight bombs exploding, seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me eleven pepper cans spraying, ten axes flying, nine Vikings hacking, eight bombs exploding, seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me twelve clobbers clobbing, eleven pepper cans spraying, ten axes flying, nine Vikings hacking, eight bombs exploding, seven burns and bruises, six leeches sucking, five killer bees, four falling trees, three deadly pitbulls, two bloody knuckles, and a drunk guy in an RV
Happy Holidays from Wally, Willy, Welly, and Woolly
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 6 | 9 | 7 | ||||||||
| 2 | 6 | 0 | 3 | ||||||||
| 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | ||||||||
| 4 | 8 | 5 | 6 | ||||||||
| 5 | 18 | 25 | 24 |
User Comments
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional56.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 4100