Song Parodies -> "Rudolph The Illest Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph The Illest Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Somebody

The Lyrics

I've never really liked Rudolph. I always wonder why he was famous for having a deformed nose. Here's one explanation...

Rudolph the illest reindeer
Had a very swollen nose
And it didn't take a doctor
To tell he had a very bad cold

All of the other patients
Used to laugh and wrap him in casts
For they always made poor Rudolph
See the great doctor last

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with nose running goop
Here's Mrs Claus's chicken soup

Then all the other reindeer
Were happy and this is why
"Rudolph, now that you're better
We'll make you, alone, pull the sleigh!"

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