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Song Parodies -> "Michael the Right-Wing Vampire"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Michael the Right-Wing Vampire"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I'm still finding it hard to believe that Michael Howard is leader of the Conservative Party... and even harder to believe that they think he'll actually help them win an election.
You know Thatcher and Major, Heath and Churchill an'
Chamberlain, IDS, Hague and Macmillan
But I've heard it said
The new Tory leader's UNDEAD...

Michael the right-wing Vampire
Not a very good Home Sec
After some years in power
Country left an utter wreck
All of the whole news media
Dealt his bottom mighty kicks
They didn't think that Michael
Could do much more in politics

Then post-Hague and IDS
Tories changed their tune
Michael, you're so young and hot
The best candidate we've got
Then how the Tories loved him,
Sure that they'd as good as won
With Michael the Right-Wing Vampire
We'll win the elect-shee-un
We'll win the elect-shee-un

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   16

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Royce Miller - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I like the last two lines the best; when I saw your title, I thought this was going to be about Michael Pacholek "eating" right-wingers
John Barry - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the first verse.
Johnny D - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
My wife loves the name "Jack Straw". That's a non-sequitur, but who's counting....except for.....perhaps......COUNT MICHAEL, BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
alvin rhodes - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
this is great...nice job
Adam Eccleshall - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! This cracked me up
2Eagle - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know much about British politics, but I give you 5's.
Sweet Indigo - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, Beeyootiful. He vants to freeze your blood. Er, taxes. Or something.
Phil Alexander - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This is my second Michael Howard tirade - the first was just as he was crowned as leader: - though I'd also like to give passing thanks to Spaff for giving me the idea of rhyming "win" with "elecshee-un" ;-)
Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry to disappoint you, Royce, but I don't eat right-wingers, I take 'em to school. That's why they call me The Bus.
Guy - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil - I took your cue from your comment posted on my song and read this little gem which I missed on its outing. Glad to see that someone else pulled off a political parody that topped out on the voting. My three 5's will make the vote count 13, the same as mine. Well done, sir!
Phil Alexander - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I pointed this song out to my local Conservative agent... ah, well... another 100% record lost :-D

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