Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "All The Bush Crimes Are Vast And Long"
Original Song Title:
"All The Good Time Are Past And Gone"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"All The Bush Crimes Are Vast And Long"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
For starters, the unprecedented list of crimes committed by Dubya include: perverting the Constitution through the so-called PATRIOT Act, breaking international law and treaties, lying to Congress in his State of the Union address to advocate for a pre-emptive war based upon non-existed WMD, war crimes in Iraq and secret U.S. prisons around the world, etc., etc., etc.
Shrub wished to the Lord he'd been clever when born.
He's tried since he was young:
Forever, he's pleasing his father's allies.
We've heard his lying tongue.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
All the Bush crimes aren't over.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
Below par, knows only sleaze and war.
He's forever seen as Loathsome Shrub;
Lying from crime to crime.
He'll war on those who oppose his club
But soon, he'll run out of time.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
All the Bush crimes aren't over.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
Below par, knows only sleaze and war.
Send back - send back - the rogue named Shrub,
And save democracy.
Let's boot him, and be a friend to this world.
Retire "His Residency."
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
All the Bush crimes aren't over.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
Below par, knows only sleaze and war.
He's tried since he was young:
Forever, he's pleasing his father's allies.
We've heard his lying tongue.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
All the Bush crimes aren't over.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
Below par, knows only sleaze and war.
He's forever seen as Loathsome Shrub;
Lying from crime to crime.
He'll war on those who oppose his club
But soon, he'll run out of time.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
All the Bush crimes aren't over.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
Below par, knows only sleaze and war.
Send back - send back - the rogue named Shrub,
And save democracy.
Let's boot him, and be a friend to this world.
Retire "His Residency."
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
All the Bush crimes aren't over.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
Below par, knows only sleaze and war.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 7 | 8 | 7 | ||||||||
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 29 | 28 | 28 |
User Comments
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional538.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 960