Not bad...5...

Heh heh heh :D I like the near death experience one especially.

Ahhhh, refreshingly twisted. 5's

In the chorus of the version I remember, there is an extra "..to ME!" after "Oh bring back my Bonnie to me", but maybe you remember a different version. I wouldn't have docked you anyway, I thought this was great! LOL (really!) on the oyster-tongue lines! 5s, Michael!

Hoot, mon, that's a bonnie tune.

You're right, "My Bonnie" is a good song for spoofing. The melody and rhyme scheme are so simple that even a clueless dork like TV's Bobby Hill could craft something like: "My Connie is a Laotian / My Connie lives next door to me / My Connie is a Laotian / And I have to go take a pee." Or when the immigrant who doesn't know much English is asked to use the words "analyze" and "anatomy" in a sentence, he comes out with "My Analyze over the ocean, so bring back my Anatomy."

Except for the fact that "My Connie is a Laotian" doesn't match on pacing...

delightfully goofy stuff

You put the idea through its paces, your concept's amusing to me-- but accents you put in bad places, your pacing rates only a three. Fun's five...laughs, five... but pacing rates only a three, a three. Work's four...high four, but pacing rates only a three.

A bonny good parody, lad!

I remember quite a few others... "One night as I lay on my pillow, one night as I lay on my bed, I stuck my feet out of the window, and now all my neighbors are dead!" "My cat is the size of a tiger, it sharpens its claws on a tree, it sharpens its teeth on my neighbors, oh bring back my neighbors to me." "Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my neighbors to me, to me. Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my neighbors to me." I think these ones are from scouts, and leader refers to the scout leader. "Our leader looked into the gas tank, but nothing at all did he see, he struck up a match to assist him, oh bring back our leader to me." "Our leader he likes making campfires, for brewing up coffee and tea, now kero looks almost like water, oh bring back our leader to me." "Bring back, bring back, oh bring back our leader to me, to me. Bring back, bring back, oh bring back our leader to me." "Last night as I lay on my pillow, last night as I lay all alone, I dreamt that ate a mashmellow, in the morning my pillow was gone! Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my pillow to me, to me. Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my pillow to me." "One night I programmed my computer, a thunderstorm started outside, a lightning bolt hit the main cable, and now all my hard disks are fried. Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my software to me, to me. Bring back, bring back oh bring back my software to me." Enjoy!

it was really funny

Bring back my body to me is brilliant

A COMMIE LIES UNDER A GRAVESTONE,A COMMIE LIES IS BURIED AT SEA COMMIE LIES BURIED UNDER A HEADSTONE,TAKE ALL COMMIES AMD LEAVE THEM AT SEA

I feel like I'm going to throw up. I'm gonna heave on my feet. Will somebody open a window before I throw up on the seat??