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Song Parodies -> "If You Criticize The White House Your A Fool"
Original Song Title:
"She'll Be Coming Round The Mountains"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"If You Criticize The White House Your A Fool"
Parody Written by:
Matthew Willis
The Lyrics
hi i hate George Bush
If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.
Nothing more than an Al Qaeda pal and tool.
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.
If you dare to bash the Bushies, then watch out.
Cause they know they're always right, they have no doubts.
If you dare to bash the Bushies,
If you dare to bash the Bushies,
If you dare to bash the Bushies, then watch out.
If you criticize George Dubya, you're disloyal.
And you're messing with his plans to pump some oil.
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya, you're disloyal.
If you knock George Bush or Cheney, you'll be blamed,
When a single guy or gal is hurt or maimed.
If you knock George Bush or Cheney,
If you knock George Bush or Cheney,
If you knock George Bush or Cheney, you'll be blamed.
If you criticize the White House, you must stop.
Or expect to be arrested by Fed cops.
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House, you must stop.
If you say a Bush decision's wrong or bad,
You'll be called a terror-loving, evil cad.
If you say a Bush decision,
If you say a Bush decision,
If you say a Bush decision's wrong or bad.
If you criticize George Dubya, watch your back.
Cause he'll blame you for the terrorist attacks.
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya, watch your back.
You're a traitor if you challenge Bush's war,
Just as treasonous as Clinton and Al Gore.
You're a traitor if you challenge,
You're a traitor if you challenge,
You're a traitor if you challenge Bush's war.
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld, Dick, or John.
If you do, you'll find your free speech rights are gone.
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld,
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld,
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld, Dick, or John.
If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.
Nothing more than an Al Qaeda pal and tool.
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.
Nothing more than an Al Qaeda pal and tool.
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.
If you dare to bash the Bushies, then watch out.
Cause they know they're always right, they have no doubts.
If you dare to bash the Bushies,
If you dare to bash the Bushies,
If you dare to bash the Bushies, then watch out.
If you criticize George Dubya, you're disloyal.
And you're messing with his plans to pump some oil.
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya, you're disloyal.
If you knock George Bush or Cheney, you'll be blamed,
When a single guy or gal is hurt or maimed.
If you knock George Bush or Cheney,
If you knock George Bush or Cheney,
If you knock George Bush or Cheney, you'll be blamed.
If you criticize the White House, you must stop.
Or expect to be arrested by Fed cops.
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House, you must stop.
If you say a Bush decision's wrong or bad,
You'll be called a terror-loving, evil cad.
If you say a Bush decision,
If you say a Bush decision,
If you say a Bush decision's wrong or bad.
If you criticize George Dubya, watch your back.
Cause he'll blame you for the terrorist attacks.
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya, watch your back.
You're a traitor if you challenge Bush's war,
Just as treasonous as Clinton and Al Gore.
You're a traitor if you challenge,
You're a traitor if you challenge,
You're a traitor if you challenge Bush's war.
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld, Dick, or John.
If you do, you'll find your free speech rights are gone.
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld,
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld,
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld, Dick, or John.
If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.
Nothing more than an Al Qaeda pal and tool.
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.
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Great stuff. Looks like a hit song for the summer campfire season.
Nice song (not saying that I agree with a SINGLE WORD YOU SAID...which I may have, actually), but where are the interjecting "Yee-haw"'s? Regardless, good work on this one. 5-4-5
Hey Matthew...I'm not an American, but we've all felt the effect of Bush's administration. And I know a well written parody when I see one...555
You ain't with us, you're against us... yes it's true
And that means you are pro-terrorism, too
You ain't with us, you're against us
Ain't with us, you're against us
You ain't with us, you're against us, through and through
I liked that one a lot, Matthew :-)
And that means you are pro-terrorism, too
You ain't with us, you're against us
Ain't with us, you're against us
You ain't with us, you're against us, through and through
I liked that one a lot, Matthew :-)
*Insert own critical/approving comment here*
Had it's highs and lows. I agree with what the great Mr. Alexander said, though. That verse was gold.
Dubya's gummin' Enron's fountain till it pumps. Good job on very bad people.
A few years back, it could have been: "If you dare accuse Bill Clinton, IRS. If you dare accuse Bill Clinton, IRS. If you go say things like Paula, You might get yourself an audit. If you dare accuse Bill Clinton, IRS."
what? no mention of having your wife outted as a CIA spy? still cool though, and very true...
5-1-1.
Nice work....5/5/4. Bush all the way.
Somebody wants a "Yee-haw" interjected? OK: Yee-haw, this was great!
Maybe someone should update this to fit in with the Obama administration
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