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Song Parodies -> "Let Me Onto The Airplane"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Let Me Onto The Airplane"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Let me onto the airplane
Let me on it right now
Guy behind me has a spork he packed
I guess that means we're under attack
So it's root, root, root through our baggage
If I can't whine it's a shame
I'll be One! Two! Three hours late!
Let me on the plane!

Fi-na-lee on the airplane
It's a teeny bit cramped
Give me my peanut and pret-zel snack
I don't care if the pilot's on crack
Cause it's moot, moot, moot who is flying
We'll all be dying in flames
Cause we're One! Two! Three miles up!
In this old! Air! Plane!

Let's get some guns!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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 5   8

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Royce Miller - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
clever and funny
Baby Kitty - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS!!! Cracked me up!!
Rod Worden - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, LOL!! Fall-out-of-the-sky funny! 5s.
Rice Cube - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, what'd you put in your coffee today? :-D
Paul Robinson - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude P - If you sang this on an airplane flight these days I think you might get ejected, so you'd better pack a parachute.
Aaron Dodson - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLOL! That's the best I've seen for a long time! Way 2 Go!
Billy Florio - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
GREAT JOB!!!!!! Parody of the day!
Melhi - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very, very well done, Claude.
Claude Prez - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all; seatbelt sign is off now
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
ain't THAT the truth.....funny one, claude....5s
Meriadoc - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha! He said spork! ;-D
Charlie Decker - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Best thing I've read in days. Thanks for the laughs! I could use 'em...
Claude Prez - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Belated thanks Al, Merry and Charlie.
Serafina - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nicely written. Gotta vote 5-5-5.
Timmy O'Toole - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Very creative. 5/5/5.
Matthias - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Great ride, no turbulance but I think Royce's packing a toothpick. LOL!!!!!!!!
Gel - August 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the laughs;D

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