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Song Parodies -> "The HMO Song"
Original Song Title:
"Old McDonald"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The HMO Song"
Parody Written by:
Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort
The Lyrics
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO
And in this plan there were some docs,
HM-HMO
With a quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO.
This plan was run by a CPA
HM-HMO
The numbers all got in the way,
HM-HMO
With a cheap cheap here and a cheap, cheap there,
Here a cheap, there a cheap, everywhere a cheap cheap,
Quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO.
Old McDonald got quite sick,
Oh no, oh no-no,
Needs a specialist real quick,
Replied his HMO
With a neigh neigh here, and a neigh neigh there,
Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh,
Cheap cheap here and a cheap, cheap there,
Here a cheap, there a cheap, everywhere a cheap cheap,
Quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO.
Health care needs at ER stat,
Let's all spread the word,
McDonald needs an ER, too
But he can't get referred,
With a neigh neigh here, and a neigh neigh there,
Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh,
Cheap cheap here and a cheap, cheap there,
Here a cheap, there a cheap, everywhere a cheap cheap,
Quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO!
HM-HMO
And in this plan there were some docs,
HM-HMO
With a quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO.
This plan was run by a CPA
HM-HMO
The numbers all got in the way,
HM-HMO
With a cheap cheap here and a cheap, cheap there,
Here a cheap, there a cheap, everywhere a cheap cheap,
Quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO.
Old McDonald got quite sick,
Oh no, oh no-no,
Needs a specialist real quick,
Replied his HMO
With a neigh neigh here, and a neigh neigh there,
Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh,
Cheap cheap here and a cheap, cheap there,
Here a cheap, there a cheap, everywhere a cheap cheap,
Quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO.
Health care needs at ER stat,
Let's all spread the word,
McDonald needs an ER, too
But he can't get referred,
With a neigh neigh here, and a neigh neigh there,
Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh,
Cheap cheap here and a cheap, cheap there,
Here a cheap, there a cheap, everywhere a cheap cheap,
Quack quack here and quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack,
Old McDonald had a plan
HM-HMO!
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Cute song!! 5's
Excellent parody - great use of barnyard sounds!
Very clever!
Billy F gives this all 5's 5, 5, 5, 5, 5
Seconding John Jenkins, your punning of barnyard sounds was top notch. Alan Friedman wrote a song. Three 5's, three 5's Oh! And onomatopoeia rung. Three 5's, three 5's Oh! With a pun pun here and a pun pun there, Here a pun, there a pun, punishing near everyone Alan Friedman worte a song. Three 5's, three 5's Oh!
The song was almost as great as Jake A Ralphing's comment!
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